002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[herocomplex]

_{[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]}

Heya Lunatia!

_{[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]}

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! <sub>[ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]</sub>



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

_{[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]}

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! _{Fuck, my existence is weird.}

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



_{[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]}

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?

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video

[hoasen]

[In the most uncharacteristic moment ever because of a COMPLETE FREAK OUT DUE TO A CERTAIN POINT ABOUT HER CHEST, Vietnam is redfaced and furious and almost louder than she could ever be--]

THEY'RE ASIAN C's, AMERICA!!!

[See if he'll ever get to touch them now.]

[herocomplex]

Hi Vietnam! Nice to hear from you!

Really? They're that small?

[hoasen]

[See this face.

This is the face of you're never going to get laid ever.]

[herocomplex]

_{[ Completely innocent. Completely cute. ]}

text; un; dragonknightvane

[loewenbien]

what's wrong with small?? that just means they're nice and easy to hold!

« not here »

[menphina]

[ But rest assured she is deadpanning this with Viet at some point and consoling her. There there, sister. Just say the word and get him wrecked. She loves her small boobers and all. ]

also not here

[hoasen]

[WAILS. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S SO SKINNY!!!!

But beat him up anyway he probably likes it.]

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[coasts]

need me to beat him up

[hoasen]

He has an unfortunate case of super strength where he's absurd...you might have to wait until Sanguis moon just to do it.

[That wasn't a no.]

also not here.

[amant]

[ CHILDREN DO NOT MAKE HIM PULL THIS CAR OVER. ]

LOOK!

[hoasen]

[BUT DAD.]

[ciao]

I wouldn't worry about that so much, Vietnam... American standards are very different.

Personally, I find that your size works perfectly for your frame. Besides, it has no impact on your overall beauty.

[hoasen]

American standards...what do you mean? [FEAR.]

...Are you looking at my chest, Italy?

text; he can't say this to her face???? what if she judges him again.

[regelkonform]

Vietnam, please don't take it to heart.
You don't need to justify anything to him.

SHE KNOWS THIS FEEL but also it's not full judgment right right

[hoasen]

I'm sorry you had to deal with him too! He called out so many terrible things publically with such adorable pictures!

[anti_altruisms]

[ Wow, this sure is a thing. Fascinating, too, but for now a more pressing issue must be dealt with -- ]

I'll hold him for you, if you'd like to punch.

[hoasen]

[He is currently her favourite too, what a good big Asian.]

Oh! I think you might be able to, he's got super strength, but you have something too, no?

text (1/2)

[edle_gestalt]

What a trite thing for him to say. You have the best selection of fashionable, flattering underclothing because of it, do you not? Consider yourself lucky for it.

text (2/2)

[edle_gestalt]

I mean, that's just a common complaint I've heard from those with ... that man's preferences.

[scarsnstripes]

[Well this was a nice, succinct if... crude summary of a lot of questions Atsushi had had, but--

Why is it most Americans Atsushi meets are so incredibly rude? Is this just how they live there??? Talking about people's breasts, waving around briefcases of cash--]

You're very cute, Sen-chan!

[hoasen]

[Why does it sound like he's had some problems with Americans before? America is the most flamboyant of them all.]

Atsushi, thank you. I mean, I hope I could look the best I can. It's great to hear it from you, who has such lovely eyes. [Did she let that slip.]

video

[synchroswim]

_{[That little bit of writing aside--]}

YOU'RE A WHAT?!

[hoasen]

[Thank god he's honing in on the IMPORTANT PART.]

A spirit of a country. It's very unusual in other worlds, though everyone knows we exist back at home.

very important announcement

[genrouzan]

They're fine, whatever the size.

AH

[hoasen]

I mean...I suppose, you have an idea.