002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[herocomplex]

_{[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]}

Heya Lunatia!

_{[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]}

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! <sub>[ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]</sub>



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

_{[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]}

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! _{Fuck, my existence is weird.}

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



_{[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]}

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?

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[herocomplex]

Hi Vietnam! Nice to hear from you!

Really? They're that small?

[hoasen]

[See this face.

This is the face of you're never going to get laid ever.]

[herocomplex]

_{[ Completely innocent. Completely cute. ]}

[hoasen]

[HIS CUTENESS WON'T SAVE HIM HERE.]

Would you like to test the theory of whether or not you can die in this world?

[herocomplex]

_{[ His hands lift in defense, grimacing, but there's still a playful smile on his face. ]}

Wow, wow, okay, okay, eaaaaasy. You have a theory about that, though? And you didn't tell me about it? You know I love theories!

_{[ Trying to change the subject, la de da.. ]}

[hoasen]

[TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. HMM.]

I do not but it requires experimentation.

[HmmmMMMMmmm. Actually she has half of one about whether or not being here without their lands around would mean they're immortals but that's something else. She just wants to beat him up.]

[herocomplex]

Does that mean we can hang out then?

_{[ All perked up now. It's hard to tell if he even notices if this is a threat or not. ]}

[hoasen]

[Hang out or just plain be hanged.]

You want to hang out after this?

[herocomplex]

Totally! I always want to hang out with you. ☆

_{[ Let's play a game called how long can Vietnam be mad at him. But also, how much is she going to beat him up. ]}

[hoasen]

Very well. I will allow it because I'll be watching you.

[SUSPICION. SHE'S PLOTTING HER REVENGE.]

text; un; dragonknightvane

[loewenbien]

what's wrong with small?? that just means they're nice and easy to hold!

[herocomplex]

uuuuuhhhh
idk
just
big bobs are great

am i right

_{[ He's got hardly any experience holding boobs. That's why. ]}

[loewenbien]

Really? some can get scary though!

like when they smother you?!

that's why smaller ones are cuter!

but I like them in all sizes. when you like them all, they're all really fun!

[ Mostly because Vane loves Viet's, but. ]

guessing you haven't seen that many huh?

[herocomplex]

_{[ SWEATS.. ]}

i've seen PLENTYYYYY of them!!

_{[ In the movies.. or on porn. Do you see what he is comparing? ]}

[loewenbien]

[ He's kind of amused, but also... chivalrous. ]

Then you should know that saying that about a lady you know
should be said as a compliment, right?

Unless the ones you've seen aren't actually the real thing?

[herocomplex]

_{[ He's flustered. ]}

yeah okay whatevs
just
what would u say to a lady as a compliment then???
since it's such a big deal for u

[loewenbien]

Wahahaha! That depends!
But I already know what I'd say.

You, now! Tell me what you'd say!
What do you like most about her?
Start with her appearance, then move onto the things she does you find cute!

Go on! :D

[herocomplex]

_{[ WOW uhhhhh he's caught off guard.. ]}

uhhh

like

right now?? to you??

[loewenbien]

Sure! We can introduce ourselves first if it'll make you happy!

I'm Vane!! You're America, right?

Go on, tell me! I'm a knight, so I'm pretty good at listening to people!

[herocomplex]

_{[ He's embarrassed too, but he's too arrogant to show that he's embarrassed, so he just.. fakes it till he makes it as per usual. ]}

okay vane
um..

i guess the first thing i appreciate about her is how strong she is.. like first and foremost.. above anything else about her!!
but physically speaking.. i really like her eyes..

[loewenbien]

[ Good Nah he's encouraging. Plus it'll help Viety feel better, so he's doing it! ]

Wahaha! Isn't she totally strong?! She lifted me up once! And I'm twice her size!! It was so cool!!

Hehe, that's so cute! Do you get to look into her eyes often? I bet she'd love to know you think they're pretty!

I like her long hair! It's so soft and nice. Have you ever touched it?

[herocomplex]

i mean uh
not really unless u mean tugging on her ponytail for shits and giggles counts

lets back the fuck up here or something
are u her boyfriend or something??

_{[ Is he a little jealous? Absolutely. ]}

half here

[hoasen]

[Wait let her choke first.]

[loewenbien]

[ Look at him defending a lady's honor, Viety! ]

[hoasen]

[Guess it's time to find him because he's going to be rewarded.

Even if he also said her tits were nice in public.]