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prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm
herocomplex) wrote in prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm
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002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th
[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]
Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!
[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]
Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!
[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
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omgthaticonissocute
Do you want me to sit alone at home all night? That's a bit cruel, don't you think?
perfect for manipulating
ruins. PRIVATELY.
[ It's not him hitting on America. We've established that. HE KNOWS YOUR GAME. This is a deterrent. ]
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i just like the starting course
like i could eat a whole baguette
in one go!!
it wouldn’t last long with my kind of appetite
[ France might be thinking dirty, but America is too naive to see the difference. Therefore, he’s genuinely talking about food. ]
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Rude, America. I assure you that I have great taste when entertaining a friend for the evening.
Oh my God! Why?!
There are so many more flavors to savor.
Not to say that my bread isn't a nearly religious experience but it is good to enjoy the entire presentation. Just like you to only read the footnotes!
[ Near religious experience, alright. Someone's getting praise. ]
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im willing to try everything once
u just have never offered this four course thing to me
so whose fault is it really
but if i see something gross im calling the police
[ he’s still?? talking about food. ]
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A four course meal takes time and consideration.
You eat cereal for breakfast and devastate carefully crafted plates.
So, why should I? Is it my fault that you wouldn't appreciate it?
[ GOD HE'S... not even sure what he's talking about anymore but it might be food as well. ]
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are your four course meals as salty as your attitude right now???
because if so no thanks
yeah maybe ur right
[ Why does he hone in on people's reactions when they're negative? ]
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WHY DO YOU ONLY READ THE MOOD IN CERTAIN TIMES?
It's mind boggling, America!
I suppose you could come over anyway.
[ Not to say he's making a four-course meal but maybe a snacc will do. ]
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make sure there's plenty of food already made for me :)
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Also made for you!? You brat!
[ No really he loves him o-kay... He might as well have a key to France's apartment with how much he barges in god. ]
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mean it ★
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Bring me something to drink.
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[ This went surprisingly according to keikaku. ]