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002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

_{[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]}

Heya Lunatia!

_{[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]}

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! _{[ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]}

_{[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]}

Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

_{[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]}

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! _{Fuck, my existence is weird.}

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!

_{[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]}

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?

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You did a very good job of organizing that, America. I'm very proud of you, you're very good.

Though... I think you need to work on your history a little, grandpa Rome really did provide everyone with a lot.

[ this totally isn't weird, none of it is, just another sunday ]

You want to have monthly meetings? Really? That's pretty sudden.

[ SERIOUSLY? AMERICA SERIOUSLY?? ]

I've never seen you work hard enough to look as "good" as you drew yourself. If you were going for an accurate representation, you failed.

[ See America, getting dicked did nothing for his mood, it just made it worse. ]

[ Oh my God, everything suddenly makes sense. For once Arjuna is actually paying attention to what America is saying. ]

That's quite impressive. I never thought such a thing would be possible...
I suppose your existence is somewhat similar to mine.
Was this body of yours born with the knowledge about your nature, if I may ask?

[In the most uncharacteristic moment ever because of a COMPLETE FREAK OUT DUE TO A CERTAIN POINT ABOUT HER CHEST, Vietnam is redfaced and furious and almost louder than she could ever be--]

THEY'RE ASIAN C's, AMERICA!!!

[See if he'll ever get to touch them now.]

[his eyes are slits behind those glasses, and he just looks absolutely exhausted. He's quiet for a moment, still gathering his thoughts despite having switched the feed on. Before the proverbial smoke starts coming out of his ears.]

If I could die, I would die in peace if for one moment, just one solitary moment, you would consult others sufficiently before barging forward with something, or, at the very least, if you were capable of TONING IT DOWN.

Thanks man! Just taking charge here. You know, it's what I do.

_{[ He lifts his eyebrows and tips his head. Honestly, he doesn't understand how Italy is so close to someone who is parental figure, so he doesn't get it. ]}

Yeah? Maybe so. I'm gonna be real for a second and say there's really not a lot of stuff I know about you guys when it comes to history, so all the old guys are totally foreign to me.

_{[ Hmm. ]}

I guess it would be cool to learn sometime.

[ He will not fourth wall himself. He will not fourth wall himself. He will n-- ]

This is why I am usually tasked with explaining our unique position, America. You do not have the same poetic finesse that I do.

[ Fuck it. ]

I guess your message isn't wrong though, unlike our likenesses and notes. I am not 'too hairy'! I am just the right amount!

Hahaha, isn't it a great self portrait? And what do you know, man. You haven't seen my muscles in full!

_{[ A beat. ]}

Or have you? Have you been spying on me or something?

the knowledge of my nature??????
like i knew what i was or what i was gonna be???

i mean sort of
i was a colony first so i guess i was really excited about life and finding out who was gonna take care of me!!

is that what u mean??

Hm, it did not cross my mind that I've been interacting with spirits of countries.
Well, now I can properly express my appreciation.

You have good burgers and very interesting sinful shops.

[ He went to some porn store in New York last year. ]

Hi Vietnam! Nice to hear from you!

Really? They're that small?

[See this face.

This is the face of you're never going to get laid ever.]

_{[ Completely innocent. Completely cute. ]}

Really? I thought Germany was the one in charge of meetings at home...

[ he never even considered the idea of anyone else taking charge ]

I'm sorry England dropped the ball on history, he could've at least gone over this since he used to be an underling to grandpa.

Well, you can ask him personally now since he's here--Though it seems he came from the third century, so that's pretty far back. But consider this, he was on the forefront when it comes to the things we take advantage of, such as irrigation and plumbing.

[ a pause. ]

Maybe... be careful about what you say when it comes to Germany, he's not in the best of moods lately.

[HIS CUTENESS WON'T SAVE HIM HERE.]

Would you like to test the theory of whether or not you can die in this world?

_{[ America looks a little distracted, but then he puts his gaze back on the screen. ]}

Huh? Did you say something important? Sorry, I misplaced something so I wasn't really listening.

Yes, in part. Though I'm surprised to hear that you were... born knowing that you're a colony.
We have more similarities than I thought.
Thank you for explaining your nature to us.

[ He'll find someone to inquire about India one day... then... Vietnam come here. ]

Oya, I have met Vietnam here before, but I was unaware there were so many others of her kind.

[And that whole spirit of a thing situation? Yeah, Ishikirimaru totally gets it, being one himself. So he doesn't even ask for clarification on that front. Instead...]

Your drawings are quite cute.

[ WHAT. ]

I can't believe entire countries can have tsukumogami. [ a pause. ] So what happens when your lands are damaged? As in through a natural disaster or attack? Are you injured? How do you heal?

_{[ His hands lift in defense, grimacing, but there's still a playful smile on his face. ]}

Wow, wow, okay, okay, eaaaaasy. You have a theory about that, though? And you didn't tell me about it? You know I love theories!

_{[ Trying to change the subject, la de da.. ]}

Dude, just admit it.
You're like a cotton candy disaster, hahahaha. If you didn't run around naked in the past, maybe I wouldn't have anything to say.

... I think you've gotten more than enough of a present from most, but I didn't realize you were this young a land guardian... you're almost a wee babe.

[ No awkwardness at all here. ]

what's wrong with small?? that just means they're nice and easy to hold!

[ That earned a snort from Germany. ]

No one would need to spy, you show your ass every time you get the chance.

[ I D I O T ]

yeah???? well
SURPRIIIISEEE
lmfaooooo

oh dude thanks a bunch!!! i totally take claim to burgers.. they're the best.. im actually working on getting a good american diner going on here once i have enough money.. come eat my yummy food!!

yeah our porn is great but you should check out my buddy japan's if you're into real kinky shit

dude is hardcore

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