AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones (
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002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th
[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]

Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!

[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]

Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!

[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
( VIDEO. )
[ A beat. ]
Or have you? Have you been spying on me or something?
no subject
No one would need to spy, you show your ass every time you get the chance.
[ I D I O T ]
no subject
[ He doesn't know.. what Germany is talking about, but seems like a pretty trolling response, so he goes with it. ]
no subject
[ He's not putting up with your schoolboy antics, America. ]
no subject
[ where is that cute drunken laughter he saw a few days ago.. ]
Man, I dunno.
Do I need to come over?
[ I.. why does he think this is a good idea.. ]
no subject
[ The exasperated sigh that came from Germany was also very telling, why did America think that was a good idea? ]
...why would I want you to come over?
[ Even when he asked, though, he couldn't help but wonder if the normally brash nation was actually worried on some level. ]
no subject
[ He's acting like the petty adversary saga is nonexistent right now?? Maybe it's cause he's realizing he loves the competitiveness and arguments you bring, and so, he cares. ]
no subject
...seriously?
no subject
I think if I were cranky, I'd like company over like a distraction or something, you feel me?
no subject
...if you want to come over you can, I’m not going to ask you to do anything.
[ Which was his roundabout way of saying yes, he supposed. ]
no subject
I hope you understand, buddy.
no subject
It’s fine, if you didn’t really want to come over you shouldn’t have offered.
[ What even is this tone, Germany, quit being a baby. ]
no subject
[ Hm. It's really kind of obvious that something is kind of upsetting Germany-- especially now with this disappointment. ]
I mean.. you could also come over and watch me beat this guy's ass if you wanted. You can stay the night too!
[ The confusion only grows. ]
no subject
Huh, that was surprising. He seemed like he was being genuine and it was weird. The fact that he was caught off guard was all the more obvious by the look on his face. ]
You...really meant it? Why would you do that for me?
[ This was a very weird feeling. Germany staring off screen for a moment before focusing in again. ]
I wouldn't mind the company if you don't, but I wouldn't want to impose by overstaying my welcome.
no subject
I mean.. everyone likes video games, right?
[ Then, he perks up. ]
Besides! I wanna show you how good I am at this game, okay?
no subject
Ah, I should have known it was so you could show off...
[ He wasn't irritated, in fact he was so deeply touched that he couldn't even bring himself to be irritated if he tried. ]
Do you want me to bring anything?
no subject
[ Since the cat is already out of the bag he likes German beer. ]
I have hotdogs we can eat.
Also, you get the couch if you're staying over. I can't have you Europe-ing my sheets or anything, so maybe bring your own blanket or something.
I might wake up the next day and start using the metric system.
[ A click of his tongue. ]
Can't have that.
no subject
Right, right, of course not. I'll be sure to bring one with me...
[ He wouldn't have presumed to sleep in someone else's bed, least of all America's. ]
I'll be there soon.