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prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm
herocomplex) wrote in prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm
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002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th
[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]
Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!
[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
Heya Lunatia!
[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]
My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]
[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]
Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.
Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..
[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]
242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.
Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!
[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]
Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
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I've served my country by trying to make it a better place. Not only for the US, where I'm based, but the world at large.
And yet... I read something so stereotypical it's painful.
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i ain't gonna force u to believe any of this
but it's the truth!! totes up to u with whatever u wanna think
that's cool tho
were you like special ops or something??
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My partner is, though. Sort of.
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usually if something is supes-dupes good it's gonna be used for that especially if it gets into the wrong hands....
that's a pretty cool quest of urs though
undoing a major fuck up
[ He knows that feel? Kind of. ]
did ur partner make it here?? i'd love to meet them :)
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He's here, yeah. His codename is Solid Snake.
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thingy
u know
i had a resolve for that back in my world butt nobody would listen to me
so whatevs i guess
[ Whatevs, he guesses. I'm sorry he's such an asshole. ]
solid snake huh
somehow that sounds familiar
like in a video game or something
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He's like an action movie hero.
Took out a tank all by himself.
He's the shit.
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i'd probably say something like that if my best bro took out a tank all by himself
the total shit yeah man
my partner is crime is an alien tho
so i guess he's the shit too
cause who else can say they have an alien for a best friend am i right???
he landed in roswell in july of 1947 and i got super pumped up to the max about it
but then my boss said to tell everyone is just a weather balloon
WEATHER BALLOON MY ASS I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT butt
anyway
he made it here too
his name is tony
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That's pretty cool! I knew aliens were real! They've been visiting us for years, right?
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lol ok i get it
congrats!!! r u guys gonna get married in weird vaporwave furry space??
LMAO RIGHT u bet they have!! nobody listens to me when i say crap like this butt i mean
it's kinda really obvious they exist
especially now since we are here with them everywhere around us
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i can't imagine
sorry that's just not a thing
[ He's too overwhelmed and stunned by that suggestion. That it could even be a thing? ]
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ok
don't apologize its yalls life
idk i think it would be kinda weird personally
butt kinda romantic??? getting married in space
like damn
that's some scifi romance shit right there
a hella blockbuster at the redbox if i ever thought of one