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AMERICA β˜… Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm

002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]

Heya Lunatia!

[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-07 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You just posted a video that had ur face in it
that clearly was not Chris Evans face
or even resembled his face

Also.. you did not star in the avengers movies!
I should know I saw like.. Most of them
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-09 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Idk.. You just set your standards too high!
You're probably like the chris from parks and rec
Instead of the captain america chris
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-12 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... Yeah??? That's what I said!
Unless the chris from parks and rec has a different last name LOL
If u want the official stamp of approval tho then you have it!
Just use your power wisely!!
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ok.... if that's how it works i want to be

actually i don't know if anyone has an double iconic roles like that outside of chris pratt
i guess i'll be.... the hulk???? because we're both green
but I'm way hotter than his actor though
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-18 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT... Did he just use a winky face? Is the United States of America... Flirting with her?? ]

UH I'm ACTUALLY not green
I meant my hair is green!

ALSO chris pratt doesn't date gamora!!! he's married!!!!
and I'm pretty sure they pine after each other like the whole movie!
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
omg TYPO it was a TYPO!!!!
He's just the first person I think of when I think green!!
no one else in the mcu has dyed hair like mine so like
u just can't blame me for that! he had a movie first!!!
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
hmm well those aren't the rules.. i'm just being accurate!
and no u do not have to call me either of those things

my name's lottie person! but you can call me lottie for short :)
if you want to give me a nickname though so long as it's cute idc
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-23 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OH Um... Bc you said the whole gamoragirl thing! lol

[ Is Lottie embarrassed????? YES.. But also is her ego being stroked??????? DOUBLE YES.... ]

Well if u think it's that cute then you can just stick with that! No biggie
Wbu tho.. Do you prefer ppl call u America?? Or Alfred??
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-05-26 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm..
since I call germany, germany
and italy, italy
i'll just call u america :)

do they think it's sweet when humans do that too??