[Cue a video of very comfortable looking, smiling shijie lounging in a lavender dress on what appears to be some kind of sofa.]

I did once. The shopkeeper let me try it out as a product demonstration. I think it was against store policy.

[Is that a slight trace of smugness in her tone? It just might be.]

I didn't purchase them myself because I'm a little worried they might start malfunctioning. But you might enjoy experimenting with them sometime, A-Xian.