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[anotheroldfashioned]

[This device. Is absolutely. Fantastic. And he is going to do everything in his power to hide his absolute glee at being able to use it.]

I'll get right to the point. My name is Donald Draper, Don to my friends, and I am looking for a job in sales. Or more specifically advertisement.

This would be the part where I offer references, but ending up here-

[And being incredibly out of his depth]

Well. I've got some sample specs and a portfolio and I have skill. And if you happen to be from my time and know Coca Cola or Kodak or Lucky Strike cigarettes then you've probably seen my work. I'd be happy to answer any questions you have. I can either be reached here or I'll be at the museum helping with the posters and advertisements for it.

[The longest pause.]

...Anybody else think this thing is amazing? Or is it just me?

Comments

[anotheroldfashioned]

[pause]

Robots aren't real. That's a movie thing. Y'know, like that Disney movie, the Absentminded Professor? He had a robot.

[undeserted]

[ Oh man is this dude in for some culture shock. ]

well they're real here
you'll probably see one soon.

[ ...]

try not to freak out

[anotheroldfashioned]

[Sure]

I mean it's a space place. Don't they go hand in hand?

[He does not believe you.]

Big robots and half naked alien women in bikinis?

[undeserted]

[ ...yeeaahhhh that sarcasm is gonna go right over his head, unfortunately. ]

of course
without robotics space travel wouldn't be possible
there are robots of all sizes too, not just big ones.
like nanomachines

[ He's not gonna comment on the half naked lady thing. :| ]

[anotheroldfashioned]

Do they have lasers and fishbowls on their heads.

[undeserted]

[ ok you know what]

go outside and see for yourself.

[anotheroldfashioned]

I've been outside. All I've seen are people who want to try and con a newcomer.

Where am I going to look for these robots

[undeserted]

so you
think this is all fake?

[ Oh my god. ]

I'm not trying to con you.

[anotheroldfashioned]

I think it's a lot. I mean I'm touching it, and I can tell it's real. It's just a lot.

[He's very adaptable.]

I know.

[undeserted]

[ Oh good. That saves them a lot of grief. ]

You'll get used to it
Robots and aliens are the least crazy things about this place.
But try and get settled in.

[ One thing at a time, Keith. One thing at a time. ]

[anotheroldfashioned]

...I mean we're on a moon in space.

The aliens I expected were just a little...different.

[but he's not going to turn down potential advice.]

Any advice?

[undeserted]

What did you expect?

[ Bc guess what bro you've been talking to one this whole time. A half-one, actually, but still. ]

Just treat them like you would anyone else

[anotheroldfashioned]

...I dunno. Back on earth they're green. and mostly women. Endowed women if you catch my drift.

[undeserted]

[ oh god not the titty aliens again ]

They're not all women.
or green.

A lot of them just look like humans

[anotheroldfashioned]

...I'll have to take your word for it.