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[nobodylikeshim]

[ Hisoka has found something to entertain himself with, and that entertainment will probably only last for a few days at best. ]

Um, this is a little embarrassing to bring up at this point, but...

I've actually met so many people here in another world. I didn't know how to talk about it to them, so I just acted like we were meeting for the first time. I wonder, was that wrong? Should I reach out to the people that I knew?

But ... a lot of them did terrible things in that other world... would it be better if they never knew what happened?

[ Which is to say, he didn't realize the potential of fun to be had in pretending he knew people from another world when he has only ever traveled to this one. ]

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[nobodylikeshim]

[ This response is kind of surprising.

So much so that he isn't sure what to make of it. His head cants to the side as he reads it a few times before finally responding in a very articulate way: ]

Huh?

[winepouring]

[ What "huh"?? Hisoka is the one who prayed to him!

Ah, well, never mind. Maybe this anonymous person isn't Hisoka, but Hisoka was reading along and decided to prank him. ]

Sorry, sorry. It must be someone else I heard there. But you can try again anytime!

[ And now he'll just message Hisoka directly! ]

I heard your prayer, but it was a little confusing. Are you playing a joke on me?

[nobodylikeshim]

Mm, okay!!

[ Ah.

A little lightbulb comes up over his head. He's quite surprised that he's actually been talking to a god. Is that something that Windy has said before. Maybe! Hisoka listens sometimes, and then sometimes he forgets things. Since the person is quite strong, but lacks any bloodlust or drive to kill -- he forgets important things that are said. Someone would say that he should try to focus more on what is being said, but why's that? He's found something interesting now, and that's what's MOST important. ]

Did you? I'm surprised! That's quite a power that you have to be able to hear prayers like that, but I suppose that's how it is for a god. Anyway! I was playing a little bit of a joke. I didn't think I'd be heard at all, you see.

[winepouring]

[ Shi Qingxuan may or may not have mentioned being a god before. It's the sort of thing he's since realized is a nonissue to most people, and so he's stopped trying to hide it, and...Shi Qingxuan talks a lot, and only sometimes notices when his words go in one ear and out the other with people. ]

As expected of Hisoka! (*＾ワ＾*) Usually I wouldn't be able to hear just any prayer, but things are different here. I don't have many people praying to me, so I heard you right away! It's very useful.

Anyway, it's a bit strange to imagine you fighting. You're strong, but you're not really that type, are you?

[nobodylikeshim]

HA HA HA!!

I see, I see. That means that you're very popular, huh? Of course, you would be. Who wouldn't want to be one of your followers? ☆⌒(⭐️ゝ。∂💧)

I actually have a great fondness for fighting, but it has to be the right kind of fights. You know how it is. (ノ⭐️°∀°💧)ノ⌒･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆

[winepouring]

I am! I was recently ranked the second most popular elemental master in my own world. ♥ I don't mind having fewer followers here, but do you want to be a follower of mine now? (･ω<)☆ This Wind Master won't let you down if you do.

I don't like fighting much, but I think I can understand. (￣ﾍ￣)ゞ

[ HE THOUGHT HE FINALLY HAD A FRIEND WHO WASN'T A FIGHTER, HE IS SAD but he doesn't say it. ]

What kinds of fights do you enjoy? Are you a swordsman and a performer?

[nobodylikeshim]

I would love to be a follower of yours BECAUSE I know that you won't let me down. (´｡⭐️• ᵕ •💧｡`) ♡

I did get the feeling you weren't a fan of fighting.

And, I'm more of a performer than I am a fighter. The kind of fights I enjoy are ones that I might die, ha ha ha! (⭐️°◡°💧♡)

[winepouring]

Hisoka is so kind. ＊*♡( ⁎ᵕᴗᵕ⁎ ）Then if you call on me, I will be there for you right away. ♡

That is especially true if you're getting into fights that can kill you! I really don't understand. Aren't there better ways to thrill seek than that? If you die, that will be the end; I won't be able to help you. Why not get into friendly spars instead? There needs to be a limit here.

[ Please don't go off fighting battles where you'll lose, magician friend... ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Aren't you my goddess now?

Doesn't that mean when I die that I'm yours? ;) ;)

[winepouring]

[ Is.

Aren't those winking faces??

????????? ]

I'm your goddess, so I'll do my best to make sure you live a long, happy life. ♡

[nobodylikeshim]

My life is already happy with you added in it, though...

[winepouring]

Thank you! My life is happier with you in it, too. ♡

So, I'll help keep you alive, well, happy, and lucky as best I can. (⌒▽⌒)～⁎*＊

[nobodylikeshim]

I don't think I've heard someone say that to me. And it's written down so it's preserved. Wow. (⭐️￣▽￣💧)

You're so sweet. I'll do the same for you. (づ ⭐️◕‿◕💧 )づ So, if my goddess ever needs anything from me, don't ever hesitate to ask.

[winepouring]

No one has said it before? Then I'll say it again: I'm happy Hisoka is in my life! Hisoka is a good friend of this Wind Master's!

[ He hopes Magician Friend isn't lonely... ]

I won't, and I'll be sure to call on you if anything arises. ♡ We can look out for each other here.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Pffffft. ]

I really don't deserve a goddess as good and pure as you are, my dear friend. ♡ ♡ ♡

Indeed, we do.