Text: UN: lan.furen

[noenvy]

There is a bit of a matter that I would like to ask the public to help clarify. It's in regards to Jiang Cheng, er, Sect Leader Jiang. Or, maybe Jiang Wanyin. Whichever you might know him by.

If you don't know him, just remember that he is usually angry, only knows how to shout at people and is generally stubborn.

Now, with that in mind, does he resemble this cat?



A yes or a no is all I need. You see, he insists he does not, but I? I know better. Let's settle this disagreement with your dear opinions.

Comments

[huaisang]

Wei-xiong, do you want to get whipped by Zidian? Because this is exactly how you end up whipped by Zidian.

[noenvy]

He was the one that agreed to take the opinion to the masses. I am but the humble executor to set up this fair and just poll.

[huaisang]

From which one? I will have you know, Jiang-xiong is very dignified when older.

[noenvy]

Not that much dignified.

[Unless he really has changed that much in seven months here.]

One of the last things he did before I arrived here was to terrorize LanlingJin and the cultivational world so no one would question Jin Ling's authority as sect leader. I think that still matches up with this.

[huaisang]

[ well no, but huaisang feels obligated to defend jiang cheng's honour in this situation. ]

Terrorise? It merely sounds like he was putting his house in order.

[noenvy]

Hardly. He had to make such a show, I was surprised. He was waving Zidian all over threatening everyone. He made them all so scared that if they touched Jin Ling he would hunt them down and beat them to death that things have been quite smooth.

I'm not saying it was wrong, that sort of thing is needed in a power vacuum, but, it still matches the feeling of this cat.

[huaisang]

[ jiang cheng using zidian to threaten people is sort of a Thing for huaisang. so... ]

What a vivid description, Wei-xiong, do tell me more. About all of this, how did the purple lightning look against the golden decors of Carp Tower? Was he screaming or just threatening in that quiet, intense way of his?

What power vacuum could be severe enough to cause Jiang-xiong to directly interfere like this?

[noenvy]

I don't know those details, I wasn't there. I have no reason to go there. But I do beleive he was shouting quite ferociously. And of course, it's the loss of their sect leader, why else would Jin Ling be the new sect leader at such a young age?

[huaisang]

But the details are important, Wei-xiong, I have to know. How can I decide if the cat picture is suitable or not?

Oh, that is very unfortunate.

[noenvy]

Because you already know him? You know how he is? You know if he were a cat he would be like this.

[huaisang]

But maybe I am not sure. I don't know, I don't know...

[noenvy]

So unfair!

You're just taking his side because you're together.

[huaisang]

Oh, like you wouldn't take Wangji-xiong's side if you had to over everyone else.

[noenvy]

That would depend on what it is, I am aware of his faults and personality traits.

[Even though he says this, if put in that situation he would jump on the defensive in a hot second.]

[huaisang]

Of course, of course, but Wangji-xiong is perfect. What flaws? I see none.

[noenvy]

He is quite stubborn, and sometimes he just pretends he can't hear if he doesn't want to answer something.

Also, also, even though he looks like that, he is quite indecent! You would never know to look at him, but he is the type of person to steal a kiss from someone and never admit to it. To pin them to a tree while they can't see and kiss so hard he bites their lips.

It's so scandalous!

[huaisang]

Indecent? No! You don't say, tell me everything, Wei-xiong. I want to hear about the scandalous life of Wangji-xiong.

[noenvy]

Those years of repression has made him into something else! It doesn't take much to arouse him, and he has no qualms with satisfying urges wherever. No one would ever believe that they would surely call me a liar if I told.

[huaisang]

I would not call you a liar but I would ask for proof.

[noenvy]

How am I to prove that?

That wouldn't be too much for me. My face is thick but not that thick.

[huaisang]

You won't even notice I'm there, promise.

[noenvy]

I would definitely notice!

[huaisang]

Would you really?

[noenvy]

Don't say that, you're going to make me think you're lurking somewhere all the time....

[huaisang]

Maybe, I just can't help myself. I like to watch.