四条貴音 ❀ Takane Shijou (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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prismatica2019-05-15 10:07 pm
sorewatopsecret) wrote in prismatica2019-05-15 10:07 pm
001 ☽ audio (forward-dated 05/17)
[Sometime during early evening... Maybe you opened an app on your bracelet to listen to some tunes, or maybe you're on the subway or out shopping when you hear a soft, somewhat soothing voice ring through some speakers broadcasting public radio:]
"Are we live?"
[Just as calm and serene as that voice, a jingle plays, eventually fading into background music as the voice begins speaking again.]
My esteemed peers, a good evening to you. From planet Earth's 765 Productions, I am Takane Shijou, your host for tonight's installment of Are We Live? Friday. A slight deviation of a highly successful television program back in my home world, I hope you will allow me to accompany you during your evening commute with some mild entertainment.
[For the first ten minutes of the show, Takane serenely gives a quick rundown of recent events, such as the success of the festival a few weeks back and how she enjoyed performing there. She also acknowledges the moon cycles and expresses concern over how everyone is faring with that, and hopes they can manage through it. There's also a point where she goes on a nonstop tangent on the latest ramen shop she decided to visit, almost like a hamfisted promotional ad, but she's very sincere about how she loves her bowl of soup and noodles.
Finally, she gets to the more interactive part of the program:]
... It is now time for the segment that management has decided to label "Hair it Out." [There's a brief pause as some mumbling can be heard in the background.] Hm? Oh? Oh dear. I see. My apologies, my dear listeners, but it seems it is actually called "Air it Out". In this segment, you may call in and speak whatever it is that you wish to release from the confines of your heart. Whether it is an announcement or to seek advice, I shall listen well and attempt to offer my input to the best of my ability. If this interests you, please the studio a call at...
[She provides the necessary contact information, and waits. This is where you, fellow moonblessed, step in. Feel free to give her a ring, share your thoughts, your darkest secrets, your worries by commenting to this subthread. She'll be here to listen to it, as will everyone else in Lunatia.
For those who would like to speak with her off-air after the broadcast, she's easily accessed via the network like everyone else.]
"Are we live?"
[Just as calm and serene as that voice, a jingle plays, eventually fading into background music as the voice begins speaking again.]
My esteemed peers, a good evening to you. From planet Earth's 765 Productions, I am Takane Shijou, your host for tonight's installment of Are We Live? Friday. A slight deviation of a highly successful television program back in my home world, I hope you will allow me to accompany you during your evening commute with some mild entertainment.
[For the first ten minutes of the show, Takane serenely gives a quick rundown of recent events, such as the success of the festival a few weeks back and how she enjoyed performing there. She also acknowledges the moon cycles and expresses concern over how everyone is faring with that, and hopes they can manage through it. There's also a point where she goes on a nonstop tangent on the latest ramen shop she decided to visit, almost like a hamfisted promotional ad, but she's very sincere about how she loves her bowl of soup and noodles.
Finally, she gets to the more interactive part of the program:]
... It is now time for the segment that management has decided to label "Hair it Out." [There's a brief pause as some mumbling can be heard in the background.] Hm? Oh? Oh dear. I see. My apologies, my dear listeners, but it seems it is actually called "Air it Out". In this segment, you may call in and speak whatever it is that you wish to release from the confines of your heart. Whether it is an announcement or to seek advice, I shall listen well and attempt to offer my input to the best of my ability. If this interests you, please the studio a call at...
[She provides the necessary contact information, and waits. This is where you, fellow moonblessed, step in. Feel free to give her a ring, share your thoughts, your darkest secrets, your worries by commenting to this subthread. She'll be here to listen to it, as will everyone else in Lunatia.
For those who would like to speak with her off-air after the broadcast, she's easily accessed via the network like everyone else.]
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Fufu~ Most splendid. I do believe many would be pulled in by your charisma, Lord Grimnir. [To put it gently, anyway.] I take it that you are interested in becoming a host for this segment as well, if you shall "always be on-air"? You certainly do have quite the natural disposition to entertain others, so I would not mind welcoming you to the studio with open arms.
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[That wasn't what he was trying to say, but it's not an unwelcome offer by any means. It seems like it might be fun!]
You mean it?! I'd been meaning to thank you for helping me during the festival, so if I can be helpful to you too, that'd be soooo cool!
[He pauses to clear his throat. The shift in his demeanor is practically palpable through the airwaves.]
That is, I'd be honored to learn more about the art of entertainment from you...
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But of course. With your penchant for theatrics, I've no doubt you would be a rather exciting pupil, if you are fine with someone like me for a teacher. [To put it mildly.] Fufu... I've never had a student before, I do hope that my skills are up to par in being an adequate source of knowledge for you.