text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

hey
just wanted to ask if anyone around here knows guitar & was willin to take on a student
im pretty serious about it so no bullshit offers, but i was hopin for something a little more managable than what the guy at the store was puttin up

i can cook, clean, pay a little chroma, & uh
well i know my way around most sexual acts so if u got a fantasy ur embarrassed about & want a non judgmental stranger to work shit out with, thats fine too
(guys & girls ok)
obviously u can keep whatever chroma we make outta that

or any combo of the above, we can work it out

thanks

Comments

[pushpin]

dont say it like its that easy ! i dont wanna play in front a u !

[swordhardy]

You will.
You'll play a song, just for me.

[pushpin]

i WONT ! get fucked !

[swordhardy]

You will.
It'll be great.
So there.

[pushpin]

U DONT GET THE LAST SAY !! THIS IS MY THING

[swordhardy]

Maybe it's my thing now.

[pushpin]

no, ur thing is swords
stick to that

[swordhardy]

Ha! Swords really are the best, you're right.

[pushpin]

glad we agree, now fuck off

[swordhardy]

Nah.
What's for dinner?

[pushpin]

for u ?
cold canned soup

[swordhardy]

What?
Can't I have fried chicken?

1/2

[pushpin]

oh
sure baby lemme get that for you

[pushpin]

[ coordinates to a fried chicken joint on Level 2 Lunatia here. ]

[swordhardy]

[ wow!!! ]

Yours is better.

[pushpin]

damn right it is
but ur on the fast track to orderin from here permanently, bucko

[ as if ]

[swordhardy]

H'oh, really?
I think I can change your mind.

[ spoilers: it's with his dick ]

[pushpin]

oh yea ?
do tell

[swordhardy]

I'll show you later.

not here

[ninpos]

[ oh y'all GAY gay ]

not here

[pushpin]

[ SHUTTUGHLKGEAL GO AWAY ]

[pushpin]

its ur dick
u think ur dick is getting u outta this

[swordhardy]

... No?

[pushpin]

ah
ur asshole

[swordhardy]

I didn't tell you to guess.