video; mcdenny's revived

[enginium]

[A teenager of the modern era though he may be, Iida Tenya has never been especially adept at the finer art of technology. He had engines in his legs, knew quite a lot about engines as a whole, but mostly those of locomotives or automobiles. Technology was an entirely separate beast, and one he knew only well enough to fumble through use of a smartphone with, as one may call it, two left thumbs.]

[As such, he's entirely too close to the camera on his phone when the feed starts, and he startles away upon the realization. As he does so, his surroundings become clear-- a vaporwave nightmare of a restaurant stands behind him, making the light blue of his polo look fluorescent.]

Greetings, people of Lunatia! I, erm. Seem to have come into accidental ownership of this funky little joint my boss called McDenny's, I'm certain you all remember Mister Alfred Jones. I couldn't bring myself to change anything about the place, even if I haven't the slightest of an idea of the style, but McDenny's is now reopened! And if anyone has more experience in running a business, by all means feel free to drop by and lend me your wisdom, I'm afraid I'm very nearly winging it.

[ooc; so my roommate is the former-America, and i've been meaning to make this post for like three months? better late than never, i guess?? anybody that worked for america at mcdenny's is free to assume they've retained their existing positions or abandoned them, iida's just too much of a square to have not kept working even when his boss mcfucking vanished.]

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( VIDEO STILL. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

DO I GET FOOD FOR HELPING?

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[anotheroldfashioned]

[Can Don squeeze in two campaigns? He's got the animal cafe - but he could do this. He totally could especially if he can get Finn...

If he can get Finn to still listen to him.

Why the fuck aren't there any other copywriters here but...When he turns on the feed despite the hour he's dressed fantastically smooth and slick and charming. A fox in human clothing, a coyote in a suit.]

...what kind of business is it? Fast food? Something like Burger Chef?

text; un: anonymous100

[good_ideas]

maybe start off with not giving people food for helping
did the owner leave behind any documents or paperwork?

Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

What the fuck? Learn to use a goddamn camera before you advertise that neon vomit! You sound like you came outta a black and white film.

[He's glad to know Iida is still here.]

voice — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

My wisdom is ta drop it before it runs you inna the ground. Runnin' a restaurant ain't cheap.

voice; un: D.Vel

[justicedevil]

Wow. That seems like... something really weird to just accidentally stumbling into owning, Iida.

How does that even work? Were you the one he decided would take over if he disappeared or the the government just go "hi there you own a restaurant now have fun"?