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prismatica2020-03-21 11:56 pm
enginium) wrote in prismatica2020-03-21 11:56 pm
video; mcdenny's revived
[A teenager of the modern era though he may be, Iida Tenya has never been especially adept at the finer art of technology. He had engines in his legs, knew quite a lot about engines as a whole, but mostly those of locomotives or automobiles. Technology was an entirely separate beast, and one he knew only well enough to fumble through use of a smartphone with, as one may call it, two left thumbs.]
[As such, he's entirely too close to the camera on his phone when the feed starts, and he startles away upon the realization. As he does so, his surroundings become clear-- a vaporwave nightmare of a restaurant stands behind him, making the light blue of his polo look fluorescent.]
Greetings, people of Lunatia! I, erm. Seem to have come into accidental ownership of this funky little joint my boss called McDenny's, I'm certain you all remember Mister Alfred Jones. I couldn't bring myself to change anything about the place, even if I haven't the slightest of an idea of the style, but McDenny's is now reopened! And if anyone has more experience in running a business, by all means feel free to drop by and lend me your wisdom, I'm afraid I'm very nearly winging it.
[ooc; so my roommate is the former-America, and i've been meaning to make this post for like three months? better late than never, i guess?? anybody that worked for america at mcdenny's is free to assume they've retained their existing positions or abandoned them, iida's just too much of a square to have not kept working even when his boss mcfucking vanished.]
[As such, he's entirely too close to the camera on his phone when the feed starts, and he startles away upon the realization. As he does so, his surroundings become clear-- a vaporwave nightmare of a restaurant stands behind him, making the light blue of his polo look fluorescent.]
Greetings, people of Lunatia! I, erm. Seem to have come into accidental ownership of this funky little joint my boss called McDenny's, I'm certain you all remember Mister Alfred Jones. I couldn't bring myself to change anything about the place, even if I haven't the slightest of an idea of the style, but McDenny's is now reopened! And if anyone has more experience in running a business, by all means feel free to drop by and lend me your wisdom, I'm afraid I'm very nearly winging it.
[ooc; so my roommate is the former-America, and i've been meaning to make this post for like three months? better late than never, i guess?? anybody that worked for america at mcdenny's is free to assume they've retained their existing positions or abandoned them, iida's just too much of a square to have not kept working even when his boss mcfucking vanished.]
( VIDEO STILL. ) un: AJKSHG
oh my god
I-- certainly suppose you could, yes, typically we were granted a free meal during a shift if you were aiming to apply? Mister, um... [Boar???]
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I WILL SLASH DOWN ANY ENEMIES THAT ENTER YOUR FOOD FORTRESS.
And dispose of the garbage.
BUT ONLY FOR FREE FOOD.
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Well, I'm not certain that I would call this a "fortress", nor should I expect any enemies, but I suppose having someone aiming to be a guard couldn't hurt any. [And his lack of volume control is reminiscent of Alfred, anyhow. He needs to keep the energy of the place alive, after all.]
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You can count on me to keep this place safe..!!
[ Inosuke says this as he suddenly lifts his Nichirin blades into view, crossing them and slashing them together. Oh. ]
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Erm, I'm afraid I can't allow weapons inside the building, though I do appreciate your dedication!
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[ He looks down at his swords and slowly steadies his walled eye pig gaze at the device. ]
Dare you defy the power of these swords with your... law of no weapons?
Are you a coward? Do the weapons scare you, fool?
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[ He just.. flings his hands up, dropping the swords in the process, and pounds a fist into his hand. ]
I CAN RIP ENEMIES WITH MY BARE HANDS!! KAHAHAHAHA!
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No, sir, in fact I am a student of Japan's most prestigious Hero Academy, back home. I consider myself neither a coward nor a fool, but many who live in Lunatia are nonviolent and unarmed, therefore it is unjust for me to allow an armed guard to protect my premises.
...though I would prefer you do no ripping at all without first consulting me.
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Are you saying that ripping could be involved?
With permission?
i don't have an icon for this because he's down to 15
Under very strict permission, which you are unlikely to get! Goodness, why are you so enthralled with ripping people??
rip
It's good fun, good fun. Keheheha.
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[ Don't threaten your potential boss? ]
Do I get to help you or not?