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[tigerpoet]

[It's Atsushi! Without his glasses, and with his hair pushed back, and looking 95% more grumpy than anyone has seen the 'usual' Atsushi, but it's definitely him.]

My other half told me that I need to make more friends. [Speech patterns are definitely Inner's, but it may come as a shock to anyone who hasn't met him yet.] I don't care, but if it'll satisfy him I'll ask.

People willing to be sparring partners preferred. No one too noisy or annoying. If the other Atsushis don't like you then I hate you already, so don't bother replying.

[This is how you friendship, right?]

Comments

[tigerpoet]

Nakajima Atsushi. Or if it's too difficult to keep track of us like that, you can call me 'Tiger'.

[arrowroot]

"Us". I'm... not sure I understand?

[She's never encountered someone like him before and is terribly confused now.]

[tigerpoet]

Split personalities. Don't think too hard about it.

[arrowroot]

Oh! ... oh. That's... new. T-to me, that is.

[Awkward!]

What sort of sparring were you looking for?

[tigerpoet]

I'm a swordsman. Something along those lines would be perfect.

[arrowroot]

Ah, well, I'm out then.

[She puts her hands up.]

I'm a Ranger, and a Druid. Bow and staff, specifically. Sorry. I was hoping I could help.

[tigerpoet]

Long-range isn't my thing.

[Shame he doesn't have a bow at this canon point, because he definitely gets one later.]

[arrowroot]

I wouldn't have thought so, no. I hope you find someone to spar with then.

[tigerpoet]

I have a few offers lined up already.

[arrowroot]

Ah, that's good! I'll leave you to it then.

[tigerpoet]

...thank you. For offering.

[God he hates politeness, this sucks.]

[arrowroot]

[She can tell.]

Don't hurt yourself on my account.

[A teasing smile and a soft giggle.]

[tigerpoet]

Don't flatter yourself.

[grump grump grump]

[arrowroot]

[Sorry, buddy. You're getting an amused giggle.]

You're trying so hard to go for angry but I'm just getting grumpycute.

[tigerpoet]

You people have such stupid ideas of what's 'cute'.

[People plural, because he's been accused of being cute before.]

[arrowroot]

Hm, no. I think my idea of what is cute is just fine.

[Oh no, she's found a button to poke. You're doomed now, buddy.]

[tigerpoet]

Foolish.

[why is he such a useless tsundere]

[arrowroot]

You aren't the first person to call me that, you won't be the last.

[tigerpoet]

There's a reason for that.

[arrowroot]

Hm? Is there? What reason would that be?

[Nope, you're stuck with this now. Sorry, not sorry.]

[tigerpoet]

[This is why he hates socializing!!]

Because you're a fool.

[arrowroot]

Now, see, you can't define a word with the word.

[tigerpoet]

I'm not. I'm defining you with it.

[arrowroot]

You're really bad at this making friends thing.

[tigerpoet]

It was stupid in the first place.

[Grump! He haet making friends.]