[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[often_impaled]

I prefer to see it as opportunistic and resourceful.

We've gotta moonlace to live, and if I have to I might as well get a free meal in the process.

[force_a_change]

The whole thing seems so very.

Awkward.

[A moment and then, more words!]

Best of luck in getting yourself pizza, sir.

[often_impaled]

[Not as awkward as this conversation. Wow. She seems nice enough, but this is uncomfortable. Even for someone who can handle cringe like he can.]

It's only awkward if you're gonna make it that way.

I've got at least two on the way, so I don't need luck. If you change your mind, I'll never turn down delivery.

[force_a_change]

[She's much better at face to face stuff, and she's way better than some of her peers.]

Oh well, I would but I am new here so I don't think I even have enough to get a pizza. But thank you for the offer, if you still want pizza later I may take you up on it.

[Might be cringe but at least she's polite?]

[often_impaled]

[Text isn't the easiest way to get real emotion across anyway. So everything seems a little more uncomfortable this way.]

That broke, huh? If you're hungry later let me know and I'll treat you. It's not like I'm gonna be broke after this.

[He's soft, especially when people are denied pizza.]

[force_a_change]

[It occurs to her that maybe using emotes would help with that, she did it a reasonable amount back home after all.]

o(≧∇≦o) What a nice offer, and I might. Thank you, sir. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[often_impaled]

[Sir? Emotes? That's pretty damn cute, but he kind of thinks he's talking to a little kid now.]

No problem. Don't starve out there.

[force_a_change]

[Well it's not like they've exchanged names.]

I'll do my best to not starve. You enjoy your pizzas.

[often_impaled]

[This is true.]

I plan to.

Later.