[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[numbertwohero]

[Honestly the picture doesn't even get a glance. Sorry Dante, a boy's got priorities.]

Are you gonna share the pizza?

un: lord explosion murder

[hot_handed]

I'll buy you pizza if you let me kill you.

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

What kind of pizza?

text — un: dontannoyme, dmc3 dante i miss u

[pushpin]

FINALLY lunatia gets some TASTE

text | un: cooledition

[force_a_change]

Shouldn't you specify what kind of moonlacing you mean?

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Dante?

( text | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

Show us the goods.

Video | un: no1bananaslut

[coralroot]

I mean, I can give you a hug or whatever, but if you're willing to share I can also just get you a pizza.

@devilbreak, looking at his profile photo

[devilbreak]

Dante??
When the hell did you get back?
And why do you look like a kid? Did the time shit get hold of you?

[herbmixing]

That seems like a low price.

text | un: murasakicandybar

[tonicwater]

( Mura could eat a few pizzas on his own. Even if the Chroma came in handy, was it really worth it buy food for someone other than himself? )

how many pizzas

text; un: runner_boy

[lacrimose]

if you're hungry i'll give you some of my chroma

text; un, puchi

[prettiestsnake]

[He doesn't know what jackpots or pizza are and he's new to the terms of moonlacing and moonblessing, but he clearly understands the photo of the attractive body. It seems only polite to send one in return. His abs aren't as defined, but he has a nicely athletic body and for some reason he's wet.]

What's pizza?

text; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Do you like "Margherita"?

text | un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

Important question—
Hawaiian, good or bad?

text, un: thereth

[unholy_rebirth]

[this is a funny post and Thereth approves. she does have a question, though.]

What is pizza?

un: sparkler

[liberaltus]

To be young and indiscriminate.

I take it pizza is a kind of food?