[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

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text, un: thereth

[unholy_rebirth]

[this is a funny post and Thereth approves. she does have a question, though.]

What is pizza?

[often_impaled]

[It's pretty shocking that so many people have been deprived.]

Damn, you too? Too many people here have been denied the world's best meal. So let me fill you in on this. It's baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese, and whatever the hell you want on top of it. There's no limits or rules, it's whatever you want.

[unholy_rebirth]

Oh! That sounds very good. Can it be spicy?

Are there places to get it here? I would like to try it.

[often_impaled]

Damn right it can be. It's like a choose your own adventure story with amazing food instead of cheap paperbacks.

I'm looking right now. I've found at least one place to get one, you interested in splitting one with me?