[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[unholy_rebirth]

Oh! That sounds very good. Can it be spicy?

Are there places to get it here? I would like to try it.

[often_impaled]

Damn right it can be. It's like a choose your own adventure story with amazing food instead of cheap paperbacks.

I'm looking right now. I've found at least one place to get one, you interested in splitting one with me?