[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[scarcastically]

Shame there's no space chicago.

[often_impaled]

Even if there was, it'd probably be laced with something. They've got a theme going on here.

[scarcastically]

Like rats in a cage.

[often_impaled]

Never was one for staying caged up. And I don't plan on more than a vacation.

But I'm sure a lot of people say they plan on getting out and stay trapped in the maze anyway.

[scarcastically]

I dunno. Some people seem to like the extended vacation.

[often_impaled]

Good for them. It's like an all you can screw resort here. But I'm the kinda guy who has places to be.