[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[herbmixing]

What? Already?!

I guess so, then...I've got a lot to learn about how this place works.

[often_impaled]

Sometimes a gamble pays out. Sometimes it doesn't. But I hit the jackpot with this offer.

We're in the same boat. I figure that the more I know, the better chances I've got at getting home. But staying alive in the meantime is priority.

[herbmixing]

That's...a surprisingly sensible approach, considering your post.

I can't really offer much, but if you need any help? I've got a few skills I can offer.

[often_impaled]

I have my moments. [Not a lot of them, but he's got them.]

Yeah? What do you have to offer? I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve that don't involve begging for pizza too.

[herbmixing]

Well, I'm a medic, first of all, so I can patch you up or examine you. I've also got small arms training, I'm a qualified chemist, I can play the piano...whatever you need.

...I hope that doesn't sound like bragging.