[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[lacrimose]

of course i like pizza who doesn't

I just want to help without any strings attached

[often_impaled]

Maybe I want someone to share a pizza with.

I get the no strings attached stuff, but I'm looking for dinner and some chroma generation. I like it better when it's not a handout.

[lacrimose]

well if you're okay with it... where do you want to meet and when?

[often_impaled]

[Dante sends his address and room number.]

Just come by whenever. I'm not going anywhere tonight.