[Text] un: jackpot

[often_impaled]

Will moonlace for pizza.

[That's it, nothing else of value is texted. There's no added information, no limits listed, or preferences for that matter. The only other addition to the text is an attached picture featuring great abs and very low slung pants and little else.

Dante figures that it'll get the point across without saying anything more.]

Comments

[often_impaled]

I prefer thinking of myself as young and easy to please. Besides, beggars can't be choosers. Unless it comes to toppings.

Yeah, a lot of people don't seem to know what it is. And it's a damn shame. It's a round of dough, with tomato sauce and cheese and whatever you want on it baked to perfection. It's the best food to exist.

[liberaltus]

You have my apologies if I've caused you offense, it certainly wasn't my intent. There's nothing wrong with being easy to please, I've been there myself, though for entirely different reasons.

The best food to exist? That's certainly high praise.

[often_impaled]

I'm not offended. I'm just easy.

I'm not joking about how great pizza is. I'm dead serious. No one should go through life without trying it at least once.