VIDEO + TEXT

[veryhuman]

[ Still having fun pretending to be Estinien, he decides to make a quick video. Of course, said video shows off his "hair." It isn't actually his hair but the seven-feet of hair Estinien had given away on the network made into an elaborate wig. Said wig has many braids, pigtails, and flowers all through it. A work of love!

Once he has successfully shown off his glorious hair, he turns to text. ]

Greetings. This is Estinien.

Are you not captivated by my beautiful hair? It has grown so much that I could not decide what style to go with, and so I went with all of them. Lovely, right?

But showing off such a glorious feature is not all I wish to say!

No, I fear that I actually have some bad news for everyone. The bad news is ... your hearts have been stolen by me! This Estinien admits to the crime of being too charming and knowing he has taken everyone's hearts!

But never fear, I have enough love to make up for it all~! So, know that you are in good hands! ;)

Comments

Text (which can totally be after everyone else has their fun)

[castcure]

[What? What what what????]

You are absolutely not Estinien! What are you doing? Stop that!

[It does not occur to Dakki that this is not the best approach to stopping networked nonsense. This is an entirely new sort of battlefield for her. But there is no time to think, just to act. There's a grumpy elezen's honor to defend.]

[veryhuman]

How could you say that? :( I am Estinien. Could it be that you're worried I will not have time for you. Not to worry!! Like with my hair, my love is long and luxurious and always ready to wrap you up and smother you! <3

[castcure]

[She's going to need a few more moments to reply. She is too busy dragging her hands over her face and groaning in absolute despair.]

You're not

He would never

Why are you doing this? Why???

(\o also hello)

[veryhuman]

Because I am Estinien the Stealer of Hearts and Giver of Love. Teehee!!

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[yakiniku]

What an interesting disguise. I almost did not recognize you.

[veryhuman]

I am going to have to say I don't know what you are talking about~ But I'm touched it was enough to fool you!!

[yakiniku]

Aha. Caught in the act, trickster.

[veryhuman]

So, I have been!

Please don't tell anyone about it! ;) But anyway, yes, anyway... isn't it fun to pretend to be other people?

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[codecmoment]

You're not my type.

[veryhuman]

Impossible. Estinien is everyone's type!!!!

[codecmoment]

I'm not everyone then, I guess.

[veryhuman]

Boo-boo!!

Gloomy rabbits end up growing mushrooms.

[Text]

[lightthedarkness]

[Usagi can appreciate long hair, all things considered.

He was quite the confident one, wasn't he?]

Um, well it's lovely hair, Estinien-san!

But I'm afraid we can't be anything more than friends! I'm already in love with someone else.

[veryhuman]

ISN'T IT

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you're even feel a little bit of a heart throb for me?!

[lightthedarkness]

I'm sure you're making someone's heart throb, but I'm afraid not mine. There's only one man in my life who will only make my heart pound fast and my cheeks get warm.

[veryhuman]

Only one???
Boohoo that it is not this handsome man known as me.
But who is it? Who is it?
Is it someone I must fight for your hand?

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[heavyhitter]

aw man i knew a fucking weirdo would grab that hair

[veryhuman]

Estinien is no weird. But he does have a lot of hair to grab!

[heavyhitter]

yeah he sure does. is this how you get your kicks? cuz i mean to each his own, just curious over here

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[dragonfall]

You deranged shite.

[veryhuman]

GASP! AN IMPOSTOR!!!!

[dragonfall]

Where are you?

@crescentrose

[sanguinertia]

didn't you want to get RID of your hair???

[veryhuman]

WHO WOULD WANT TO GET RID OF THIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?????

[sanguinertia]

but you SAID i could help cut it!