VIDEO + TEXT

[veryhuman]

[ Still having fun pretending to be Estinien, he decides to make a quick video. Of course, said video shows off his "hair." It isn't actually his hair but the seven-feet of hair Estinien had given away on the network made into an elaborate wig. Said wig has many braids, pigtails, and flowers all through it. A work of love!

Once he has successfully shown off his glorious hair, he turns to text. ]

Greetings. This is Estinien.

Are you not captivated by my beautiful hair? It has grown so much that I could not decide what style to go with, and so I went with all of them. Lovely, right?

But showing off such a glorious feature is not all I wish to say!

No, I fear that I actually have some bad news for everyone. The bad news is ... your hearts have been stolen by me! This Estinien admits to the crime of being too charming and knowing he has taken everyone's hearts!

But never fear, I have enough love to make up for it all~! So, know that you are in good hands! ;)

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Text (which can totally be after everyone else has their fun)

[castcure]

[What? What what what????]

You are absolutely not Estinien! What are you doing? Stop that!

[It does not occur to Dakki that this is not the best approach to stopping networked nonsense. This is an entirely new sort of battlefield for her. But there is no time to think, just to act. There's a grumpy elezen's honor to defend.]

[veryhuman]

How could you say that? :( I am Estinien. Could it be that you're worried I will not have time for you. Not to worry!! Like with my hair, my love is long and luxurious and always ready to wrap you up and smother you! <3

[castcure]

[She's going to need a few more moments to reply. She is too busy dragging her hands over her face and groaning in absolute despair.]

You're not

He would never

Why are you doing this? Why???

(\o also hello)

[veryhuman]

Because I am Estinien the Stealer of Hearts and Giver of Love. Teehee!!

(greetings!)

[castcure]

And I'm Sultana Nanamo Ul Namo of Ul'dah.

[Which she isn't. But, you know. It is this kind of conversation.]

[veryhuman]

A beautiful name!!

[castcure]

Why, thank you!

[Is this how you do this? Is she doing this right...? She's not sure.]

You should be careful, Stealer of Hearts. You might steal the wrong one and find yourself in trouble!

[Probably with the guy that all the hair came from.]

[veryhuman]

[ From the brief interaction with Estinien, he at least knows the man would hate to be seen in the way that he is presenting him right now. Which is all the reason why he chose this particular persona for him! ]

Estinien will never be in trouble~ No matter the heart, I will love with all my might!!!

[castcure]

I hear that it's hard to love when you've been run through with a lance, though! How will you love your way out of that one, Estinien?

[No, really, she'd like to know. It might be useful in the future.]

[veryhuman]

I suppose we shall have to wait and see!

But a lance, hmmm? I have not yet been run through with one of those. It will be a fun experience for certain!