video; un: matsumoto

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[The feed starts, showing a rather buxom blonde who appears to be pouting at the device.]

Ehhh? I still think this is some sort of a joke. More like cruel and unusual punishment! And undeserved punishment too! The reports weren't that late... [By her standards.] And I don't want to go to any classes or do research. Is there someone else that can do that and given me a very short version of everything else...Taichoouuuu? I’m sorry? I’ll get right to those reports… in a bit? It’s not my fault the girls got in the way and knocked the ink over the paper! They have a mind of their own! I swear! Listen to them at night! They plot things!

[But those pale blue eyes turn away, and she frowns. She's not an idiot- lazy tendencies aside.]

Ne, but, this isn’t the human world, as it isn't the same as last time… and I might have been drinking a little bit of sake last night, but it wasn’t that much…

[But this is Rangiku. She can drink plenty of people under the table. She leans back a little, shinigami attire perhaps a little strange looking for some, although it may be familiar in style for others, and gives a flick of her hair over her shoulder.]

Oi, hello? Is there anyone out there? It would be pretty boring if there weren’t anyone else… That would mean I would have to talk to myself. I've never heard of a place called Prismatica, let alone a whole different planet... There better be sake here.

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You'll have to let me know then~

[As she is going to need something after dealing with all of this.]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[She'll soon get back with an answer.]

They have sake.

[And right after that she'll also get the address of the bar Soundwave's at, including its coordination to input on the GPS app.]

Can't speak how good it is, never tried sake. But so far, the quality of the drinks I had was good.

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Thanks!

[As she is not exactly one to worry overly about things, and whether she can go home or not will be seen... It could be true or it could be a lie. Either way, it's not like her captain can blame her. She didn't ask to be brought here.]

And what else is there to do for fun around here?

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Ah, the worst person to ask what to do for fun... Mainly because he's never done much with fun himself.]

There are arcades at Level 1? Greatmoon Groves has a petting zoo...

And moonlacing? If you find it fun doing that sort of thing.

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[Her expression probably shows that those are... different answers.]

Shopping?

[peacewithouttyranny]

Shopping? What about it?

[It's through text, but the confusion is obvious.]

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[Please don't tell Rangiku that you're wearing a paper bag or something...]

Places to? Clothing. Shoes. Make up. Skin care products. Ne, things like that.

[peacewithouttyranny]

[He is wearing proper clothes in his human girl avatar. Granted it's the same set of clothes nearly every day, but still wearing clothes.]

I know what those are. There are malls for that. But people go out shopping for fun?

I don't see much point in buying make up or skin care products for myself, however. [Being a solid hologram has no need for skin care, his avatar stays cute forever.]

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[Her nose wrinkles a little. There are those that may find reading and researching to be fun. Rangiku can think is Nanao that she sometimes needs to literally drag out. Those who like training as well, although Rangiku will say that her zanpakutou is too stubborn to work with.]

Of course... You get to try things on, and buy clothing. And you need to change your shampoo and conditioner from time to time- you don't just use the bar soap, do you?

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Soundwave is the type who needs to literally drag out to do anything fun.]

Yes? That alone seems enough.

I could just order shampoo and conditioner online though.

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No. No it isn't enough...

[The poor hair!]

But you'll never know what else you might find when you go in to the store!

[peacewithouttyranny]

Seems enough for me.

Perhaps. I still don't see how it's fun. [Probably it' because you never go out shopping with someone, Soundwave.]

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But your hair can't be glossy and smooth and shiny with a bar of soap!

[It needs care and primping!]

Let me guess. You don't like being surprised either.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Depends if it's a harmless surprise or harmful surprise.

I do not mind the former

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But if you knew what type of a surprise it was to begin with, it wouldn't be a surprise.

[peacewithouttyranny]

I suppose it wouldn't. But generally, I don't mind surprises much.

Anyway, do you have any more questions? Ask away before I decide to get too drunk to text you back.

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So~ One drink from now and you're going to be useless?

[peacewithouttyranny]

I didn't say it's going to take one drink to get myself too drunk.

[Nah, more than just one.]

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Sure thing, Soap for the Hair.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Is that an insult?

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An observation?

[peacewithouttyranny]

[...]

I see. If that's all you need, I'll return to my drinks.

[Probably passed out until next morning or whatever]

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You'll eventually need to tell me your hair type so I can find you some suitable hair products!

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Hair... type? What? There are types??? Soundwave has no idea what the answer to that is and no doubt he won't in the future, soooo he switches to video instead, in hopes to answer that now.]

Does... this answer your question?

[The feed reveals a blue-haired young woman, face flushed, and messy long hair which looks like it's never seen a comb before.]

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Oi! Do you own a brush? Ne, you could probably use an oil treatment, and something for frizz control, and a nice conditioner to smooth it all down...