𝓡𝓞𝓑𝓘𝓝 "i eat bark" 𝓗𝓞𝓞𝓓 (
offshoots) wrote in
prismatica2020-04-01 03:13 pm
video; un: nanpa_hunter
[the video starts with someone (in a lot of green) too close to the screen. just the bottom half of his face is visible and his mouth moves as he mumbles something to himself. eventually, he leans back. some of you might recognize him as the Green Man who introduces himself as Robin. after a moment, he lifts his hand in a greeting.]
Hey there, folks. [that same hand rubs at the back of his neck.]
I'll make this short and sweet. [the recording turns around and focuses on a couple of these guys, brightly colored and lazily swimming around in a large fishing bowl on a windowsill. one headbutts the side of the bowl gently.
there's a sigh.]
Anybody in the market for a couple of rainbow fish? I don't want anything for 'em other than getting the responsibility out of my hands. Don't really care what you do with them, either.
[but he's out here
looking for a home for them.]
It'll be first-come, first-serve. Early bird gets the worm and all that... or fish, in this case.
Hey there, folks. [that same hand rubs at the back of his neck.]
I'll make this short and sweet. [the recording turns around and focuses on a couple of these guys, brightly colored and lazily swimming around in a large fishing bowl on a windowsill. one headbutts the side of the bowl gently.
there's a sigh.]
Anybody in the market for a couple of rainbow fish? I don't want anything for 'em other than getting the responsibility out of my hands. Don't really care what you do with them, either.
[but he's out here
looking for a home for them.]
It'll be first-come, first-serve. Early bird gets the worm and all that... or fish, in this case.

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[ If they're not poisonous he wants to see how they taste.. ]
video;
Robin shrugs on camera.]
Your guess is as good as mine. Things that are colorful like this do tend to be poisonous, though. [a bit more under his breath,] Kinda explains why they're here in the first place...
Why? Scared of some poison?
video;
[ He's totally serious. Riou likes to try to cook... everything....... Everything.]
video;
Can't imagine you'd get much of a meal out of them anyway with how small they are.
no subject
[ If they don't have a home he can take care of them normally, too. ]