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[the video starts with someone (in a lot of green) too close to the screen. just the bottom half of his face is visible and his mouth moves as he mumbles something to himself. eventually, he leans back. some of you might recognize him as the Green Man who introduces himself as Robin. after a moment, he lifts his hand in a greeting.]

Hey there, folks. [that same hand rubs at the back of his neck.]

I'll make this short and sweet. [the recording turns around and focuses on a couple of these guys, brightly colored and lazily swimming around in a large fishing bowl on a windowsill. one headbutts the side of the bowl gently.

there's a sigh.]

Anybody in the market for a couple of rainbow fish? I don't want anything for 'em other than getting the responsibility out of my hands. Don't really care what you do with them, either.

[but he's out here

looking for a home for them.]

It'll be first-come, first-serve. Early bird gets the worm and all that... or fish, in this case.

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Couldn't rescue anymore girls, so now you're trying to rescue fish?
Get a proper job.

[what the fuck is this blue lady's damage??? DON'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.

he remembers she's the one that swooped down and took the girl off his hands.]

You must have missed the part where I said I was giving them away. Not rescuing.

You want these too like you took that girl or not?

I'll think about it.
The hells did you get your hands on them, anyroad?

She said you'd saved her, that's the only reason I didn't sock you in the stones.

[ This guy's going to get on her nerves, isn't he? ]

Sheesh, you're violent. Remind me to stay away from you.

They've been in the apartment that's apparently mine.

[she may be able to imagine the lackadaisical shrug that would go with such a statement.]

Oi, you had those men on their backs before I got to you, aren't you the violent one?

How come you had anything in an apartment if you just got here?
Did you break in?

[ What is this? An impromptu reunion of faces and names he'd forgotten while in Chaldea? ...Or never really bothered to learn in the first place. He mostly remembers the green. ]

Though you have done nothing to earn my advice, I am feeling somewhat generous today. Consider it a blessing from your great and noble pharaoh. Now, listen well as I deliver unto you my sage advice.

[ Is he ready? Because Ozymandias won't continue until he's read. Here he goes: ]

Why not simply release them into the nearest fresh water source?

Are they poisonous?

[ If they're not poisonous he wants to see how they taste.. ]

I’ll take them if no one else wants them.

[ And that’s it. No introduction, no small talk, just volunteering to save the fish... at least until... ]

But I would have thought they would be in good hands with you, Archer.

Should keep 'em. Devote your life to savin' fishes!

huh
those look kind of like bettas
i guess maybe they're space bettas which is pretty cool

do they fight each other or anything
where did you find them
do they glow in the dark or anything cool like that

i'm just wondering

[Nice save on that last bit, you GIGANTIC FISH NERD.]

Why are you selling your pets?

[ The background looks like someone's apartment at least. Ayer's going to assume it's this guy's place. Now considering the fishes are settled at home, inside a particularly nice fishing bowl, it's safe to say they are pets. ]

Oh! I think I do not mind them. A friend during Sanguis month, perhaps.

[Look at it bonk a glass.]

They raised their weapons first. I'd prefer to go about my day without any violence on my part if I can help it, thanks.

[and at a little girl, no less.]

Look, lady, when I came to on this crazy planet some person directed me to this apartment for answers and gave me a key. With no other leads, I decided to check it out. I didn't find anything but these fish, a ton of plants, and 'lo! Some alcohol about. Since that's out, there's no reason to come back here anymore. That's it.

Lucky me. [<--- DEADPAN.] Your sage advice is already something I considered, pharaoh... [reads his un.] Ozyman?

[whatever, he can already tell he won't get along with this guy.]

I doubt these were meant to live out in the wild.

[but he said he doesn't care what happens to them why does he care they can't survive out on their own???]

[hm. that's a thought.

Robin shrugs on camera.]

Your guess is as good as mine. Things that are colorful like this do tend to be poisonous, though. [a bit more under his breath,] Kinda explains why they're here in the first place...

Why? Scared of some poison?

[Robin reads the un and feels his eyes narrow, unbidden. saber. that holy knight that answered to Leo's every beck, call, order?

he's leaning towards maybe when he's called Archer. then it's a stronger maybe.]

Oh, yeah? What gave you that impression? I don't like babysitting?

As opposed to making people sleep with them? Hmmm. Seems like a lot of work I don't wanna do, though?

Whoa whoa. That's a lot of questions.

1) I've seen them blow bubbles at each other if that counts.
2) They were here when I came to check this apartment so no idea.
3) Their scales sparkle in the sunlight but that can be said of any fish.

Sure, and I'm just answering. Anything else you wanna bombard me with? You should change your name to nevercryfish, guy.

Edited 2020-04-02 21:44 (UTC)

First, I already said I was giving them away not selling. Two, they're not my pets.

[not THIS Robin's.]

Are you responding because you want them? Serious inquiries only. I guess I should've said that in the first place. Oh well.

Edited (forgot to icon) 2020-04-02 21:42 (UTC)

[Well those are certainly different.]

I guess you really are more of a bird person.

You're so lonely that you need a fish as a friend, lady?

[for once, he doesn't sound sarcastic. he's honestly curious.]

[ Wrong blonde knight, Robin, but close. They are related, after all. Arthur, on the other hand, doesn’t realize he’s in danger of being mistaken for someone else. ]

I just always imagined you as rather good with animals, being something of a woodsman. Though I guess you’re right though. Fish are rather different from your little feathered friend.

[oh. nevermind. here's the actual holy knight of Leo.]

Hah? Where'd that come from?

[Yep, only without any Leo or other semi adult supervision.]

You used to have one.

[Robin realizes he really doesn't like being out of the loop. maybe it's time he did some research.

posting publicly like this WAS A MISTAKE.]

When it comes to hunting them, sure. What feathered friend are you talking about now?

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