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prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
firstsaderesponder) wrote in prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
backdated to 03/27 | text; un:supersadistmaster
[Sougo is making his Prismagram debut with pics of some lovely graffiti he found on Level 3.
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
Text; UN: RedBlades
[ A pause. He has many other things he could say, but for now: ]
How brave of you to report this totally sketchy person. He sounds pretty dangerous.
As for the answer to your question? I think it only counts if you're touching them, but maybe someone will let you and you can test that out and see if it works.
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except for the one who drew dickbutt they're cool
[As a member of the Shinsengumi, he's used to receiving hate. That's why he finds something amusing in all of this.]
he's definitely the sketchiest. i've never seen someone this sketchy. if u see him feel free to punish him
[No ulterior motives at all, none.]
so i just gotta be constantly petting them? you shouldn't reward ur pets all the time they'll get spoiled
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Of course they are. That's clearly next-level art there.
[ Whereas Karma's just used to being a trolling little shit, so while he didn't sit and get hate, his whole school had hated him and his class for the longest time and talked down to them. So in a way he was kind of used to it? ]
Can do! I'd be able to do much more if I had my tools here but i'm sure I can make do with what I have here!
[ He's gotten a bit nostalgic now, really starting to miss the tools he'd use to thoroughly make people suffer with. ]
I'd say maybe try telling them they'll get pets if they behave and then do it for a bit, then deprive them of it and so on. Sure you could figure something out. Then they wouldn't get spoiled.
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[Thus more fun.
Perhaps the fate of a sadist is to be hated in general. The Shinsengumi got hate for siding with the Shogun, for just being cops in general, but it's not like Sougo's attitude made people love him any more. Luckily for these two guys, they don't care at all. Anti-Moonblessed hate is just another expected reaction and flows like water off a duck's back.]
tools? tell me more
[Karma had already piqued Sougo's interest before, but now Sougo is thinking this other guy's pretty cool. Maybe he can get some new ideas on how to torture people from a kindred spirit. Funnily enough, he's completely unaware that Karma has started building a friendship with the mayohead he hates so much.]
it's fun to watch them go crazy once they've been denied but then we won't get chroma. u win some u lose some
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[ Times like now were such rare opportunities, where he could just share such casual things without much worry as Sougo understood the way he thought on these matters. ]
Usually when I want to make someone really suffer, I have this bag I carry around with me so i'm always prepared. Things like hot mustard, wasabi, various hot peppers, and garlic, for example. It's really fun to test people's will powers once I start shoving them up their nose.
[ So it's not typical tools one might expect but he's had fun using them so that should be the takeaway here. Though he's always open to suggestions, too. ]
If you know how to do it well enough, it'd be manageable. Clearly you need someone to practice on first.
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spicy stuff are some good choices. i prefer putting hot sauce in their food but shoving it up noses doesn't sound too bad either
[It sounds like a downright genius idea. He still would prefer using hot sauce, as that was what his sister would do. He was taught by the best. Sticking wasabi up Hijikata's nose sounds like a fun idea nevertheless.]
great now i have to go search on the network for a new pet unless you'd like to volunteer
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It's worth doing. I've seen some pretty great reactions by doing it. Most don't even last long though, which is a shame.
[ Briefly he wondered if he should suggest that there were a couple of REALLY hot sauces he knew of from back home, but knew it wouldn't do much if they couldn't get their hands on any here. ]
I would, but I don't quite see myself as much of the 'pet' type. I'm really not that obedient and am stubborn, after all.
[ That and it'd take a lot to actually somehow talk him into it. ]
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but i say why not both
[Aww, they're bonding in their own weird way. Perhaps they can work together to make their own brand of sadistic hot sauce, if only the right peppers were available...and if either of them could cook.]
that doesn't mean you can't be a pet. the prideful, stubborn ones are fun to break in
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[ In all actuality it was probably bad to have let these two meet but there was no taking it back now. Though the idea of making their own sadistic hot sauce could work, provided they did find someone to help make it for them. ]
You think you'd actually manage to break someone like me?
[ Karma almost regretted sending that message, but it came so naturally that he hadn't thought about it until it was sent. Oh well. ]
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["You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours". And well, with their combined persuasive powers, surely they can goad someone into helping the little angels.]
it'd be fun to try
[Oh no, Karma will bring out Sougo's competitive S side!]
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[ If they asked the right people and both used their 'persuasive' skills, they definitely would manage to make something that shouldn't exist in the world for other people's sakes. ]
You think so? Then... I'll make it even more interesting. I have a challenge for you.
[ This was such a dangerous thing to suggest but he liked his risks. ]
If you can manage to not only find me but subdue me long enough to put one on? I'll wear it for four days of your choosing.
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you've got some guts making this wager
i'm down. what color do you want your leash
[Never mind that Sougo doesn't have enough money yet to even buy a leash.]
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Someone seems confident.
Hm. I guess blue or gray. Don't go picking anything out yet, though. It's a bit soon for that.
[ Okay so he's just as assured in his own skills to not be caught here, but hey. ]
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He also welcomes the challenge. He likes having something to do, and breaking people into accepting his pet play is always fun.]
i wouldn't accept if i wasn't confident
yeah i can't get anything i need to get some chroma first
i'll find a rope that'll do for now