backdated to 03/27 | text; un:supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo is making his Prismagram debut with pics of some lovely graffiti he found on Level 3.

The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]

what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum ✌️ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches

[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]

i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece

[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]

i thought this was the point?

so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do

[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...

A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]

by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing

Comments

Text; UN: RedBlades

[comesaround]

Yeah. That one's definitely a masterpiece, clearly. If they're trying to insult us, they should be trying a lot harder, not stating facts like the last one.

[ A pause. He has many other things he could say, but for now: ]

How brave of you to report this totally sketchy person. He sounds pretty dangerous.

As for the answer to your question? I think it only counts if you're touching them, but maybe someone will let you and you can test that out and see if it works.

[firstsaderesponder]

it's just hilarious. they really should try harder. if i find one i'll show them what real sadism is

except for the one who drew dickbutt they're cool

[As a member of the Shinsengumi, he's used to receiving hate. That's why he finds something amusing in all of this.]

he's definitely the sketchiest. i've never seen someone this sketchy. if u see him feel free to punish him

[No ulterior motives at all, none.]

so i just gotta be constantly petting them? you shouldn't reward ur pets all the time they'll get spoiled

[comesaround]

Great idea! Make sure you take pictures of it when you do!

Of course they are. That's clearly next-level art there.

[ Whereas Karma's just used to being a trolling little shit, so while he didn't sit and get hate, his whole school had hated him and his class for the longest time and talked down to them. So in a way he was kind of used to it? ]

Can do! I'd be able to do much more if I had my tools here but i'm sure I can make do with what I have here!

[ He's gotten a bit nostalgic now, really starting to miss the tools he'd use to thoroughly make people suffer with. ]

I'd say maybe try telling them they'll get pets if they behave and then do it for a bit, then deprive them of it and so on. Sure you could figure something out. Then they wouldn't get spoiled.

[firstsaderesponder]

of course. it'll be much more humiliating for them

[Thus more fun.

Perhaps the fate of a sadist is to be hated in general. The Shinsengumi got hate for siding with the Shogun, for just being cops in general, but it's not like Sougo's attitude made people love him any more. Luckily for these two guys, they don't care at all. Anti-Moonblessed hate is just another expected reaction and flows like water off a duck's back.]

tools? tell me more

[Karma had already piqued Sougo's interest before, but now Sougo is thinking this other guy's pretty cool. Maybe he can get some new ideas on how to torture people from a kindred spirit. Funnily enough, he's completely unaware that Karma has started building a friendship with the mayohead he hates so much.]

it's fun to watch them go crazy once they've been denied but then we won't get chroma. u win some u lose some

[comesaround]

Good. That makes it all the better!

[ Times like now were such rare opportunities, where he could just share such casual things without much worry as Sougo understood the way he thought on these matters. ]

Usually when I want to make someone really suffer, I have this bag I carry around with me so i'm always prepared. Things like hot mustard, wasabi, various hot peppers, and garlic, for example. It's really fun to test people's will powers once I start shoving them up their nose.

[ So it's not typical tools one might expect but he's had fun using them so that should be the takeaway here. Though he's always open to suggestions, too. ]

If you know how to do it well enough, it'd be manageable. Clearly you need someone to practice on first.

text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

[ ........... ]

aint u a cop

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah so?

[He's not a cop here so nothing really counts, right?]

[pushpin]

[ this is Exactly the response he expects from cops. ]

dont u feel like a shithead for not settin a good example or somethin

[firstsaderesponder]

nah i really don't care

it's just funny

[Perhaps the person on the other side may take this to mean Sougo is being an asshole cop--which he is, but just in a different way. He's more chaotic than one would think of a policeman. Poor Kondou-san would know from all the apologies he's had to issue on Sougo's behalf.]

TEXT - UN: Tsukuyo

[tsukky]

[ Oh dear god.

Just kind of, processing what she's witnessing here. ]

Are you sure you're not the sketchy one?

[ I mean he's the one with the dickbutt above his head and asking about putting people on leashes. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo didn't draw the dickbutt! He only photographed it for posterity!]

i saw this dude with a bazooka and spray can. sounds pretty sketch to me

[The username makes it pretty obvious, at least. If Tsukuyo just thinks a little bit more on his description...]

[tsukky]

[ A LIKELY STORY...

And oh she knows exactly who you mean Sougo. She's just not buying it. ]

...I see. So he managed to do all that behind the scenes while he was in some kinda trance and being thrown into a wall.

[ I MEAN, that last part was her doing but the point still remains!

...Still, she hasn't see him since then so you never know! ]

I think you're the 2nd most sketchy guy here. [ 3 guesses who takes first in her view. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

damn he got thrown into a wall and you didn't invite me???

[You disappoint him, Tsukky. :(]

that's fine if i'm sketchy as long as we agree hijikata is #1

[....Not quite, Sougo. Boss can be pretty sketchy but Sougo will automatically rank Hijikata the worst at anything, in any area. Tsukuyo should consider herself lucky though, that Sougo has no idea about her little crush.]

un: roseoftheriverbed

[saigawa]

you say masterpiece, but it's not cute at all

[Kashuu Kiyomitsu sure just typed, despite not caring one bit about graffiti art until now.]

need more cute patterns and colours, then it's a masterpiece.

[He's doesn't know shit. But anyway.]

i'll keep an eye out for that guy.

but i don't think so. it's usually you literally touching the other person. then again, not like i ever try leashes.

[firstsaderesponder]

who are you some kinda graffiti expert

but i can agree. maybe make it a shit-colored brown with neon red polka dots. but sometimes you just need a good old fashioned dickbutt

[Sougo tried to think of an absolutely obnoxious color combination. Here's to hoping it works.]

if u see him in the act you should report him to the authorities. if he's just being weird feel free to harass him anyways he shouldn't be around

btw it's disappointing that you haven't tried leashes. are you just vanilla or???

[saigawa]

i'm an expert in good taste

[Self-proclaimed, anyway. But no one's here to bust his ass.]

also ew, no. if you're gonna use red, you must pair it up with like, black or white.

[Now that's just him being biased as hell.]

okay! do you have his name, or i just know him as a sketchy guy?

leashes just doesn't come up. beside, i'm a free sword~

[firstsaderesponder]

are you. where's your graffiti license

[Which doesn't exist, of course, but Sougo is just using his experience with policing language to poke some fun.]

don't do that. black and white will make the red dots stand out and make dickbutt-san self-conscious about his sores

hmm i'm not sure about his name, but i saw he was in the middle of vandalizing something before i chased him off. it said something like "hijiga--" or whatever. maybe it's part of his name. or at least his terrorist name. be on the lookout

[He can't rat out Hijikata right now. That would look too suspicious. Better to act innocent to increase the chances of siccing someone on Hijikata for real.]

a sword? so you do swordplay and stuff? sounds like you're vanilla & boring to me if you haven't even tried leashes tho

( TEXT. ) un: SUGARSAMURAI69

[naturallywavy]

it does count as moonlacing as long as it's consensual.

_{[ THESE PAIR OF SADISTS. ]}

[firstsaderesponder]

some other comments say you have to be touching tho. which kinda sucks how am i supposed to walk my pets

also

boss is that you? it's sougo

[That username is...too on the nose.]

[naturallywavy]

i know it's you.
who else would be asking about something like this?

just grab their ass every once in awhile when you go out.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo just posted his selfies all over the network, so of course it's obvious that it's him. He's just anticipating Gintoki calling him Soichiro-kun again.]

you mean there's no other sadist in your life? that's so touching

but that's no fun, you have to dangle it as a reward for them so they follow what u say

[Gintoki goes straight for the ass but Sougo prefers a more complex approach.]

text ✖ un: M0003

[farmerofwrath]

["Don't feed the troll"... or so goes the saying, doesn't it? Good thing Zen doesn't really care if he's contributing to troll activity on the network! Because this has some potential to be amusing in its own way.]

you managed to escape their warm welcome unharmed and with a picture of that masterpiece? pretty impressive, especially considering your brain still seems to be in puberty [Yes, dirty jokes are far from being his thing, but he's implying that.]

oh, I happened to see that guy just yesterday
that description is awfully detailed though
I'll let him know he's got a stalker next time I see him

putting a leash on someone should give you enough chroma to go without needing to moonlace for a whole month!

[Everything he wrote here is a blatant lie because who doesn't love to feed lies to trolls?!]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Wow, someone's getting snippy with him. Sougo can tell, from part of the passive-aggressive tone, that someone is trying to mess with him in return. He can't even glean that person's personality or preferences from their username (as opposed to his own). No matter, he can roll with the punches. Bring it on.]

i'm not the one who drew that. but maybe they were trying to draw a picture of you. i can see the resemblance

[Never mind that their hair is similar and Sougo is also quite a dickbutt.]

wow you're gonna stalk him and then tell him? that's so brave of you. do your best, M0003-chan!

btw nice try but people already told me that just a leash won't get me chroma

it should tho.

[farmerofwrath]

seems more to me you saw yourself in it, that selfie gives it away

[At least Sougo didn't mistake the 0s in Zen's username for Os like a certain someone once did...]

thanks
but don't come complaining later for stealing your crush

what if they're lying and I'm telling the truth?
you should try it before believing the word of those strangers
they could be trying to fool you like you're doing

[He's purposely going to leave that last part open to interpretation.]

[firstsaderesponder]

but dickbutt so clearly captures who you are. a dick and a butt. i'm just a dick

nah you should be happy with him and enjoy ur vandal life together

[If only he had cop authority here, he could make arrest threats. That's one of the few things being a cop is good for.]

maybe

if you know so much about it, it sounds like you've tried it

i'm glad there's a sub in this place