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prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
firstsaderesponder) wrote in prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
backdated to 03/27 | text; un:supersadistmaster
[Sougo is making his Prismagram debut with pics of some lovely graffiti he found on Level 3.
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
text β un: M0003
you managed to escape their warm welcome unharmed and with a picture of that masterpiece? pretty impressive, especially considering your brain still seems to be in puberty [Yes, dirty jokes are far from being his thing, but he's implying that.]
oh, I happened to see that guy just yesterday
that description is awfully detailed though
I'll let him know he's got a stalker next time I see him
putting a leash on someone should give you enough chroma to go without needing to moonlace for a whole month!
[Everything he wrote here is a blatant lie because who doesn't love to feed lies to trolls?!]
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i'm not the one who drew that. but maybe they were trying to draw a picture of you. i can see the resemblance
[Never mind that their hair is similar and Sougo is also quite a dickbutt.]
wow you're gonna stalk him and then tell him? that's so brave of you. do your best, M0003-chan!
btw nice try but people already told me that just a leash won't get me chroma
it should tho.
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[At least Sougo didn't mistake the 0s in Zen's username for Os like a certain someone once did...]
thanks
but don't come complaining later for stealing your crush
what if they're lying and I'm telling the truth?
you should try it before believing the word of those strangers
they could be trying to fool you like you're doing
[He's purposely going to leave that last part open to interpretation.]
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nah you should be happy with him and enjoy ur vandal life together
[If only he had cop authority here, he could make arrest threats. That's one of the few things being a cop is good for.]
maybe
if you know so much about it, it sounds like you've tried it
i'm glad there's a sub in this place