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prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
firstsaderesponder) wrote in prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
backdated to 03/27 | text; un:supersadistmaster
[Sougo is making his Prismagram debut with pics of some lovely graffiti he found on Level 3.
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
no subject
[Which doesn't exist, of course, but Sougo is just using his experience with policing language to poke some fun.]
don't do that. black and white will make the red dots stand out and make dickbutt-san self-conscious about his sores
hmm i'm not sure about his name, but i saw he was in the middle of vandalizing something before i chased him off. it said something like "hijiga--" or whatever. maybe it's part of his name. or at least his terrorist name. be on the lookout
[He can't rat out Hijikata right now. That would look too suspicious. Better to act innocent to increase the chances of siccing someone on Hijikata for real.]
a sword? so you do swordplay and stuff? sounds like you're vanilla & boring to me if you haven't even tried leashes tho