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prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
firstsaderesponder) wrote in prismatica2020-04-02 01:25 am
backdated to 03/27 | text; un:supersadistmaster
[Sougo is making his Prismagram debut with pics of some lovely graffiti he found on Level 3.
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
The first picture is a selfie of him in front of a wall covered with graffiti. In the background, the most prominent words are "moonbleesed scum", which was likely part of a larger phrase, but the rest is cut off in the picture. Sougo is making a peace sign, his face seemingly neutral but with a subtle smirk. He's wearing his casual kimono and haori.]
what a warm welcome for moonbleesed. they must really love us moonbleesed huh, they even wrote moonbleeseds cum βοΈ this person must get all the moonbleesed bitches
[The second picture is a spray paint drawing of a dickbutt next to a door. On the lower right corner, just the top of Sougo's head and his eyes are in view. He wanted to highlight this amazing discovery.]
i'm not into art but this is a masterpiece
[The final piece of graffiti he wants to show is a white wall that just has "fuck moonblessed!" in big, scrawly red letters. It's another selfie, but this time Sougo is giving a thumbs up. Straight-faced as always.]
i thought this was the point?
so while i was taking these pictures i caught a sketchy looking dude in the act of vandalism. he was carrying a bazooka too. he has messy black hair like a bird's nest and V-shaped bangs. you can't miss em. he also has dead fish eyes and is wearing a black uniform. just be on the lookout & be careful, who knows what this guy'll do
[Yes, that's his superior Hijikata. Sougo will relish any chance to throw Hijikata under the bus. Besides, barely anyone outside of his series will know Hijikata. And as long as there are people stupid enough to fall for this, well...
A few minutes later, he quickly adds the following onto his post:]
by the way does putting someone on a leash count as moonlacing
TEXT - UN: Tsukuyo
Just kind of, processing what she's witnessing here. ]
Are you sure you're not the sketchy one?
[ I mean he's the one with the dickbutt above his head and asking about putting people on leashes. ]
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i saw this dude with a bazooka and spray can. sounds pretty sketch to me
[The username makes it pretty obvious, at least. If Tsukuyo just thinks a little bit more on his description...]
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And oh she knows exactly who you mean Sougo. She's just not buying it. ]
...I see. So he managed to do all that behind the scenes while he was in some kinda trance and being thrown into a wall.
[ I MEAN, that last part was her doing but the point still remains!
...Still, she hasn't see him since then so you never know! ]
I think you're the 2nd most sketchy guy here. [ 3 guesses who takes first in her view. ]
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[You disappoint him, Tsukky. :(]
that's fine if i'm sketchy as long as we agree hijikata is #1
[....Not quite, Sougo. Boss can be pretty sketchy but Sougo will automatically rank Hijikata the worst at anything, in any area. Tsukuyo should consider herself lucky though, that Sougo has no idea about her little crush.]
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He's in some kind of demonic trance though and he ran off somewhere... maybe you should check on him
[ Yeah, she doesn't quite get how this works with these 2 yet cos with her subordinates, you know, they sort of actually like her - a lot..... hahahaha ]
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it's my turn to throw him into the wall
[Not what you expected it, is it, Tsukki...]
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WHAT ]
That's not what I meant in the slightest! What's the matter with you??
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that's a great idea thanks
[Why should you have all the fun, Tsukki?]
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And phrased like she's talking to an unruly child re another unruly child, which is kind of the case. ]
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[No honorifics either. Sougo is a damn rebellious subordinate.]
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IT'S NOT A DAMN FREE FOR ALL!
Show some respect!
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it's ok tho hijikata doesn't deserve respect
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Are you always like this? [ Because honestly she might have to throw Sougo some more. ]
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besides as the first squad captain it's my duty to make sure the throwing-hijikata-into-a-wall quota is filled. it's a shinsengumi thing
[No, it's just a Sougo thing. Please throw him some more, but really, all this over Hijikata?]
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[ Yeah, you read that right. She still doesn't trust that he didn't draw that particular bit himself. ]
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first of all it's a dickbutt [GEEZ, get it right.]
second of all it's not me bc i would've given it ugly v-shaped bangs
anyways brb i'm going to find hijikata to throw him into a wall