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[kingfuckboy]

[ A video comes on, and in the frame is - what may seem to be a familiar face. Now, he looks a bit different from the last time he appeared. Instead of the rabbit and deer features, he now has pointed black ears and a fluffy tail that barely appears in frame. He is fully dressed this time, but he comes bearing what he thinks to be an important question. ]

So...I need some advice. I'm Sanguis and now I need a new bed and mattress.

[ A long huff. ]

Because mine are totally done for. Like destroyed. Casser sa pipe. I had no idea something like that would happen even though I knew I was stronger.

So, I'm taking recommendations. I'll tell them you sent me, maybe they'll give you a discount or something.

Until then, I'm sleeping on my couch. So the sooner the better, I guess.

Comments

[kingfuckboy]

[ He laughs because...if only. ]

Haha, no. ...Will you believe me if I say wear and tear?

[getstoned]

Well, I didn't want to go there at first, but since you did...

Have you considered that there are other options than always using your bed? Being creative is half the fun.

But your bed dilemma, maybe something a little more grounded probably, or just good old fashioned heavy duty wood.

[kingfuckboy]

Yeah, I know. It's just where things ended up and combined effort destroyed it.

One on the ground might be a good option. I just need something less fragile.

[getstoned]

Oh yeah? Were you rasslin' with another sanguis?

Definitely go for mahogany, none of that weak ass pine or metal.

[kingfuckboy]

Nope. Not a Sanguis, though easily as strong as I am when I'm Sanguis and I broke a couple other things.

Mahogany. Oh, I think this one was probably pine, so definitely agree. I mean, if I had known it'd break that easily, I probably wouldn't even enter the bedroom.

[getstoned]

Impressive, sounds like you had a real fun night of it.

Hey, sometimes the unexpected happens. I haven't had to deal with this particular issue, but then again I haven't been wrestling down any sanguis either.

[kingfuckboy]

Yeah, despite the bed. You'd think given the moons, they'd go with something less fragile.

Well, I had been Iris before this month. It's not like I'm used to being able to rip out door knobs and stuff like that.

[getstoned]

You would think, but maybe they couldn't imagine some of us would just go wild with everything I guess.

For real? The puppy look really suits you tho, so the change isn't so bad. Just like a big adjustment.

[kingfuckboy]

...I guess so.

Haha, you're not the first person to say it. It's not a big deal, but they're pretty different in how they feel.