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[nobodylikeshim]

Hmmm. 🤔 🤨 😐

Anyone up for a dark ritual to summon unholy creatures? 😈 👿 👹

You know. For funsies.

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

Might that not be an indication that you should consider not making them? Merely a thought.

...I'm a man. It was a dress, no matter what he tried to call it. Nothing about that combination could be considered 'flattering' in any way. And of course he had to put an image of his own face on it, too, the narcissist.

[nobodylikeshim]

It's a nice thought, but that isn't really how I work.

He considered you his. Isn't that romantic?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

If I vomit on this suit, I'm charging you for the dry cleaning.

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmm! I have the funds for it.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Do you have the funds to pay for the therapy that mental image is going to require?

[nobodylikeshim]

Maybe??
But really, why weren't you in therapy after such an ordeal, anyway?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Side effect of demons using up your resources to traipse your body all over the world looking for other demons: you tend not to have a lot of funds left afterwards.

[nobodylikeshim]

Huh. Sucks.

Wanna talk about it with me? I can't say that I'll be a good therapist, but I'll give you free chroma for the chat.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Free chroma?

[ On the one hand, he doesn't know that he wants to blab out all his life's issues to a stranger of questionable sanity, especially one who apparently ships him and Shendu (which, let him reiterate: gross). On the other hand... free chroma. ]

Well, if you're offering... I suppose I could give it a shot. Shall we meet up somewhere?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yes-yes!!

Dealer's choice. That is if we go where I WANT to go, you might not like it! Let's have it be somewhere your comfortable with so I can hear all the details of you being possessed. :) :) :)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ ...

He can already tell he's made a terrible decision. ]

How do you feel about tea?

[ He provides the location of a nearby tea shop, a favorite of his which sells one of the closest things he's found to Earl Grey on this culture-less excuse for a planet. ]

And merely out of curiosity, do you have a proper name by which I should refer to you, Mr. Bungeegum?

[nobodylikeshim]

I don't mind tea.

[ He smiles at the idea of having this sort of talk in a quaint little tea shop. His fox ears wiggle a little as he laughs. ]

I do have a proper name. Well, it's a name. Only a few people call it proper. Anyway, it's Hisoka. Hisoka the Magician.

[ Yes, his name is "Sneaky" the Magician. Amazing. ]

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Unfortunately, Valmont doesn't know Japanese, so the warning in his new friend's name goes unheeded. ]

Very well, Mr. Hisoka. You may call me Valmont, by the way. I suppose I shall see you there.

[ And he heads to the tea shop to await their rendezvous. Even if this man is as obnoxious in person as he seems over the network, at least he'll get a decent cup of tea out of the deal. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Okaaaay, Mr. Valmont.

[ He happily goes to the tea shop. Who knew asking for help in summoning demons would end with finding someone fun to chat with? Well, he knew he might get at least that, or maybe someone would threaten to kill him. Either way, he hoped to luck out somewhere in his post. ]

... ah. [ Hisoka is able to find Valmont and waves in greeting. His fox ears wiggle like they're also waving at him. ] Hiiii.