text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

question: if you were, hypothetically, to trap a spirit in an inanimate object, how would you go about it?

[ this post was brought to you by: horror movie nights with the nephew! hooray! ]

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[menaces]

[ why... go through all that trouble when you can just make your own?? he doesn't get it. but he supposes this is one of those if-you-can't-make-your-own-vengeful-spirit-storebought-is-fine situations.

sighs.

the things he does for love. ]

does it have to be a person's spirit?

[resurging]

[you know, he hasn't considered that part. what about animal spirits, indeed? what about beasts? surely some of them can form cores? hmmm.]

we'll have to find a beast with a core, then. or at least the ability to form one. if it has a mind of its own, then it's not a common creature, that would elevate its spirit.

[inheritedpain]

iF YOU EVEN

LOOK SIDEWAYS AT FAIRY

[resurging]

I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT FAIRY

I DON'T WANT FAIRY

what if we found an actual fairy

[inheritedpain]

GOOD

YOU BETTER NOT

i


what like that crazy stone fairy???

[resurging]

hmm possibly! or

or we could make an artifice! build our own spirit! but we'll have to pull fragments together first. where's the nearest burial grounds?

[inheritedpain]

they don't have them here

they all become
like

those weird crystal things

there aren't ghosts like back home!! i know!! i looked!! how cand you make an artificial spirit anyway???

[resurging]

spirits are energy with consciousness, aren't they? what if we just

put them together? find a dormant mind and give them energy, see what happens?

[inheritedpain]

you are making my head hurt

you are maKING MY HEAD HURT, WEI WUXIAN

what is a dormant mind?? whose?? yours???

[menaces]

[ what if he looks sideways at you instead ]

you must be the delicious little nephew

[inheritedpain]

what is delicious supposed to mean??

who are you???

[menaces]

i'm your uncle's friend.
both of them.
:)
how long have you been here to not know what it means to be delicious...?

[inheritedpain]

what kind of friend of my uncles are you that you think it would be okay to call me delicious!!

and which both

[menaces]

thats
that's a problem you have?
i say both your uncles and you
need more clarification?
kid are you okay

[inheritedpain]

i have more than two uncles!!

normally i'd assume you meant my sect leader uncles but you're talking to the one who isn't, so you can't mean both of them!!

[menaces]

hm well
if you're that insightful let's try it another way
which two uncles am i most likely to be talking about
while also calling you delicious
a little snack

[inheritedpain]

how am i supposed to know

maybe you're just really into the idea of being murdered

[menaces]

i mean yeah but that's a separate point entirely

[inheritedpain]

pretty sure all of my uncles would murder you for calling me a snack

[menaces]

mm pretty sure just the one im not friends with
wei ying's really bad at killing people don't let the extremely false rumors fool you
and lianfang-zun
would probably just pour himself a drink because that's not even the worst thing i've said to him today

[inheritedpain]

[ well apparently he's going to have SOMETHING to say to his uncles, what the fuck ]

who the hell are you!

[menaces]

[ he just knows people get a lot less upset about killing animals for some reason but sure he can also work with this. ]

will you give me a kiss if i bring you something good?