Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

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[hot_handed]

SHUT UP!!!

[Katsuki fights back the temptation to blow up his screen. Broken tech won't break her face. He just glares into the camera, face beet red with rage.]

Say that to my face and I'll show you exactly why that's my hero name, Cat Ears.

[hordezoned]

I'm sorry, did you say hero? You? Protecting people? From what, your bad nicknames? [ She could use anger like his. Too bad he seems to be part of the wrong crowd. ] Name a time and a place, kid.

[hot_handed]

The nicknames wouldn't be shitty if the people weren't. [Catra knows exactly where to hit where it hurts. He might have appreciated that, had he not been the one she was insulting.]

You look the same age as me! [Whatever. He just...grudgingly sends her the location, some empty lot on Level 3.] I got nothing going on now.

[hordezoned]

How do you know who's shitty just by looking at them? [ She knows how to deal low blows because it's the only way she knows how to survive. But it's pretty hypocritical to get on his case for judging people right away -- sometimes you look at people and you just know they're lesser than you. ] The name's Catra, and you'd better remember it.

Doesn't matter how old I am; you're the one throwing a tantrum. [ That, and her usual derogatory "Princess" doesn't really work on a world where it has no connotations to magic-users with sparkly powers and a knack for foiling her plans. ] I'll be there.

[ want to switch to action? she'll head to level 3 straightaway. ]

[hot_handed]

Sometimes it's just obvious. Like with you. [He smirks, and then he tries to stifle a giggle before bursting out into laughter.]

YOUR NAME IS CATRA AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF MY NAME?!?!

How the fuck could I forget a stupid name like that? [His expression falls at the insult.] Don't be late.

[Sure, that works for me!]

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[hordezoned]

[ Look, at least it's not like... Tetsutetsu... but it's not like she isn't a little hurt by the remark.

Catra will graciously let him have the last word if it means getting to the fight early enough to scout out the area. Is there terrain she can use to her advantage? She's not sure she wants to have a fair fight with the little jerk.

She'll hide herself in the darkness of an alleyway nearby, waiting, unless he arrives sooner to notice where she's going. ]

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki knows exactly where to go to reach their meetup location, because it's one of his preferred training grounds. The buildings have all been long abandoned, with various types of construction materials littering the lot. It's expansive, and more importantly, private enough for him to be able to go all out.

He doesn't anticipate Catra arriving before him, but as he stands in the lot and looks around, he ends up scoffing, blissfully unaware that she's closer than he can imagine.]

I told her not to be late. Stupid cat.