Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

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[numbertwohero]

[Those tuning into Katsuki's broadcast might also be able to hear the heaved sigh in the background, and possibly see the hand reaching over to grab Katsuki's shoulder as Shouto climbs out of his chair, stepping behind Katsuki and between him and the manager of the cafe.]

Sorry about him. We'll go, just let me pay--is this much okay?

[He's just gonna pay for their drinks and snacks, and definitely add a little extra to that tip, which seems to mollify the manager, if not the patrons around them giving them dirty looks and muttering about Moonblessed. The manager leaves, and Shouto turns back around, shaking his head.]

You keep getting us kicked out and eventually there aren't gonna be any places that let us eat here. Did you order that bubble tea for Angela before you decided to make that speech, Bomberman?

[Listen, if Katsuki's allowed to come up with shitty nicknames, so is he.]

[hot_handed]

[He accepts the hand on his shoulder. He even accepts Shouto's attempts at diplomacy, even if he doesn't agree or see the point.

What he doesn't accept is the other patrons talking shit.]

Shut the fuck up! You think it's our fault that you're incompetent?! Because it's not! You use us like we're batteries and nothing else, and then you blame us when shit goes down instead of taking responsibility yourselves! Well fuck you! It's not our fault that your world's screwed up and if I had it my way I'd-

[Bubble tea? Shit.]

I- [Katsuki grimaces.] I didn't want it to get warm before we brought it to her! And what did you just call me?!

video; sn: healerprincess

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ A small clap. That moment where he screamed about his superiority and then immediately listened to someone who claimed he might be doing something dangerous told her everything she needed to know. ]

Wow, that's nice!

Make sure you return in one piece, okay?

[hot_handed]

[Once Shouto has successfully dragged him out of the cafe, his expression hardens and he scowls. Is she mocking him?]

Don't patronize me. I'm not the one who's going to be scattered in pieces when I'm done.

text @tdrkng

[fireface]

You as well?
If they know anything, they’ll be happy to have someone with so much potential.

I am sure you and Shouto will look after each other.

[Definitely an expectation, and not a request once he sees that they’re at least in the general vicinity of each other.]

As always, if you want or need additional training, I am here to help.

[hot_handed]

You mean they'll be happy to have more tools at their disposal. Capricious fuckers.

Yeah, yeah. I won't let anyone else murder him. That's my job.

[He isn't stupid. Shouto probably won't be happy to see that but that's not Katsuki's business.]

I could stand to get out some aggression on someone who can take it if you're offering and your arthritis isn't acting up.

video; un: springtime

[hopticulture]

Why take an exam to join a group you hate though. Sounds like a waste of time.

[sounds like this kid is overcompensating for something.........]

Good luck with that I guess.

[hot_handed]

SO I CAN MAKE IT BETTER!!!

[What other reason was there? They held more power than him and he was resentful toward them because of that.]

I don't need luck, Rabbit Ears.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ Ohhh, woah. Who is this guy? Katsuki is greeted by an equally loud teenager, only he's wearing a carved out boar's head on top of his own head. ]}

WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' EXTRA???
OI, FIGHT ME, SPIKY HAIR!!

[huaisang]

YOU.

YOU. DO NOT FIGHT PEOPLE YOU'VE ONLY JUST MET.

[hot_handed]

[What the fuck.

Katsuki just stares at the new guy at first like he grew an extra head. Or a boar's head. But his mouth tugs into a bloodthirsty grin, teeth sharp and eyes bright with excitement.]

IT'S ON, PIG!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND MAKE SOME BACON!!!

video; un: matsumoto

[titillation]

Oi! Keep it down, shrimp.

[hot_handed]

Who the hell are you calling shrimp, Carrots?! Say that to my face!!!

un: idontknow

[huaisang]

Why are you screaming so much? I don't know what you're saying.

[hot_handed]

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN LISTEN BETTER!!!

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[hordezoned]

[ Catra laughs so hard that she has to actively fight back tears. ]

Lord Explosion Murder? Did you come up with that yourself?

[hot_handed]

SHUT UP!!!

[Katsuki fights back the temptation to blow up his screen. Broken tech won't break her face. He just glares into the camera, face beet red with rage.]

Say that to my face and I'll show you exactly why that's my hero name, Cat Ears.

text; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

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Video; UN:chrysalis

[spoiledbugboy]

You, hm... sound very passionate there.

[What is wrong with this guy? He reminds Haga of a certain someone...]

Also, you got a very particular way of insulting others.

[hot_handed]

What are you, my narrator?

video; un: filthyrich1

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Your name is not "Lord Explosion Murder".

[ Just gonna focus on that part, rather than this death-brat potentially becoming a member of law enforcement. He doesn't want to think about the latter. ]

[hot_handed]

How dare you insult my world's rich cultural history and traditions.

That's a slight that can only be solved by execution.

UN: idorumagigirl

[lonenowa]

How chuuni can you get? How about you take this eleventy one and turn it into a seventy-two? You're louder than the lingering smell of trash in a junk heap!

[She adds, voice-only on her end. As if she'd show her gorgeous face to someone who seems willing to harm anyone in their sociopath.]

Even if your intentions seem pleasant, your attitude is anything but-- You sound like a child throwing a tantrum. How crass. [As if she's one to talk, she's been on a mild fit ever since she's arrived.]

[hot_handed]

[Who the fuck is this person who's brave enough to throw words at him and where can he kill her?]

I don't give two shits about what you think of my intentions. If you're going to make everyone suffer through your piss-poor insults that sound like you got them out of the worst rated band to exist, you should give us a face to go off of so we know to plug our ears whenever we have the misfortune to be in your vicinity.

Or, you could let me kill you.

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

[ Oh this guy. Snarky Roxas mode activate. ]

aren't you the butterfly from the other day/

and what kind of a dumb name is lord explosion murder/

[hot_handed]

Who is this? SHOW ME YOUR FACE!!!

It's an intimidating badass title that only the future Number One Hero can hold. I'll kill you for insulting it!!!

Text | un: chalice

[chalicejoker]

Might as well just attack them head-on instead of bothering with the system with that kind of attitude.

[hot_handed]

Why attack 'em when I can use 'em?

audio | UN: cooledition

[force_a_change]

...

I'm pretty sure that those in charge of our protection don't murder.

[hot_handed]

Shit, you're right. They just make us do their dirty work instead and murder for them.

Killing is murder and murder is killing. Doesn't matter what your reason is.

voice; greenbean1

[wildsorcery]

...are you alright?

[hot_handed]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Am I alright?! I won't be until I'm in charge and then I can blow up all of the shitty places I want!!!

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[badluckblues]

you got it, kid. fuck the police. and if you can't beat em, join em

[hot_handed]

AND THEN FUCK 'EM TIL I WIN!!!

[Video] un: copycat

[plagiarisms]

[Suddenly, he seriously regrets agreeing to let Bakugou have his notes.]

Well, you'll be good at creating diversions so that those of us who are capable of stealth can do our jobs.

[hot_handed]

I've got a better idea. I'll just blow the enemies up so we don't have to bother with that stealth shit.