Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

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[boarishness]

WHERE AM I.. I'M...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M AT. BUT I'LL FIND YOU, EASY, MAGGOT!!

_{[ Inosuke has a unique way of finding people. All he has to do is concentrate and follow the vibe that feels.. the most aggressive right now. ]}

[hot_handed]

FINE! YOU AND ME, RIGHT NOW! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[He'll wait as patiently as is possible for him.]

( VIDEO → ACTION. )

[boarishness]

<sub>[ So, he does that. Inosuke stretches out his hands and concentrates. There's a lot of different vibes in the air as usual right now, but with enough meditation, he's certain he can pinpoint the one that belongs to the blond with the spiky hair.

Sure enough, he's seen running throughout Lunatia, bounding and springing off of building walls and other architecture. Although he wants to fight, he isn't going to be unfair and spring on Katsuki without warning. ]</sub>

Oi, maggot! Get'ta load of me!

_{[ He leaps into the air and attempts to bulldoze Bakugou with his head. ]}

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki waits. And waits. And eventually he starts looking back at the network, glaring at anyone brave enough to look at him when he hears that unmistakable voice that he won't be forgetting soon even though they just met.

He looks up and sees...a boar-man flying through the air ready to headbutt him. This is what he lives for.]

LET'S FUCKING GO, PIG!!!!

[If Inosuke is willing to headbutt someone he just met, he probably has a very hard head. Katsuki could probably take it, but he's no Kirishima, so he blasts in the air to try and grab him by the shoulders and redirect him to the ground.]

[boarishness]

<sub>[ Inosuke doesn't expect Katsuki to come at him at that kind of speed so he's taken off guard. He's fast.. really fast..!

To the ground they both go and Inosuke hits the ground with Bakugou on top of him. There's a small cloud of dust circles them both, but Inosuke is already trying to grapple the blond. The sound of his voice is laced with.. laughter. Joyous laughter. He's having fun! ]</sub>

Heheheheh, that's good, I like it, I like it!

_{[ Inosuke is entirely too flexible. It only takes him a few seconds to wrap his legs around Bakugou's ribs. Give him another moment and he'll put one ankle behind his neck, attempting to pin him this way. ]}

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki smiles grimly while the Inosuke laughs. He's not really put off by it. If this guy is that into fighting, he'll give him a fight.]

Yeah? You won't be saying that by the time I'm done with you.

[And shit, what kind of contortionist crap is this guy pulling?! Katsuki grunts in discomfort, unable to move much. Are the eyes on that head see-through, or does he navigate with the same sixth sense he used to find him? Only one way to find out. Katsuki ignites his palms into a blast meant to temporarily blind Inosuke without much firepower.]

[boarishness]

DON'T BE STUPID, BLONDY. Nothin' scares me!! Nothin' can stop me!!
I'M GONNA BE KING OF THIS PLANET, NOT YOU, DUMBASS.

_{[ The blast does, in fact, cause him to loosen hold on Bakugou, but those feet do kick backward and he flips back upward on his feet again. This does cause him to lose his mask, revealing a surprisingly feminine and soft face. Instantly, his palms go to his eyes since that hurt his eyesight, so most of his face is still covered. ]}

GWAAHHH! Why are you so explodey..!?

_{[ If Bakugou tries to attack him while he's blinded, though, he'll evade it. Inosuke's power allows him to sense where people are attacking, and even more specifically, what part of him is about to be attacked. ]}

[hot_handed]

You want to be king?! THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME, THE TRUE KING OF THIS PLANET!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOUR AUDACITY!!!

[Katsuki flies back and stumbles a little at the kick, but he recovers quickly enough and runs to punch Inosuke. He doesn't hesitate when he gets a glance of his face but...huh. He was not expecting that.

Whatever, he's not afraid to ruin a pretty face.

He gets close enough to punch Inosuke, but he evades it. So Katsuki tries again. Then he tries kicking him. Finally:]

What the hell, stop dodging!!!

[boarishness]

_{[ Again, he's able to dodge the kick. What might help Katsuki is if he fakes Inosuke out by pretending to hit him in one area but then hits him in the opposite spot. ]}


Kehehahaa! You're fun to fight with, that's for sure...!

_{[ Inosuke swings his fist, attempting to clock Bakugou in the face. ]}