Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

Comments

[titillation]

You sound like you need to loosen up.

[hot_handed]

THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

[titillation]

Find a hobby to release all that pent up aggression.

[hot_handed]

I have a hobby.

[titillation]

Mmmmmmmm. Clearly not.

[hot_handed]

I do. I like hiking.

Because then I get to look down on all you extras.

[titillation]

I think your head may be too far up in the clouds.

[A beat.]

Or something else.

[hot_handed]

Huh!? What else is there?!

[titillation]

Lots of places, depending how flexible you are.