Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

Comments

[hot_handed]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Am I alright?! I won't be until I'm in charge and then I can blow up all of the shitty places I want!!!

[wildsorcery]

I mean... if you want to be in charge of something you have to take care of it, not blow it up. Otherwise, what's the point?

[hot_handed]

I am taking care of it by blowing it up! Those shitty moons have too much of an influence on people!

[wildsorcery]

...and then what? What would happen to the Prismals and this world?

[hot_handed]

I don't give a shit what happens to them. Maybe they should have thought about using us if they were so worried about living and all.

[wildsorcery]

[ This is a terrible person, and Connie is SO glad he's at home on his bed - which is the only reason he's having a discussion in the first place.

...and he's curious how Malawin could talk down crazy people back home. ]

Then why do you want to be a Moon Knight? They're there to keep the Prismals safe, it seems like a... um... a strange choice.

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki scoffs, his annoyance rendering him silent before he speaks.]

Because like it or not, the Moon Knights are considered the best here. I want to show them that I'm better. And I want to see their armory.

[It's a fraction of the truth, but it's the reason he's sticking to.]

[wildsorcery]

...but you just admitted to not giving a shit about what happens to the Prismals and wanting to explode the moons, so why would they ever let you join? Or even come near them, honestly. That sounds like the opposite of what they would want, no matter how strong you are.

It sounds less like you want to be a Moon Knight and more like you want to be a villain.

[hot_handed]

[He's heard it all before, and often. Maybe he has something to prove here. But not with a complete stranger.]

Are you in charge of the Moon Knights? Are you the one holding my interview? Are you even thinking about joining yourself?

If you really got the guts to say all that shit, then stop me. Otherwise, shut the hell up and stop wastin' my time.

[wildsorcery]

No..? I'm honestly just confused about how any of this is helping your cause.

[hot_handed]

Why the fuck does it matter to you?!

I'll do what I have to in order to win. Even if that means listening to some entitled assholes. But once I'm in charge I'm doing things my way!!!

[wildsorcery]

Okay, okay.

[ Yeah, he has too much anxiety to be as convincing as his paladin friend, unfortunately. ]

Good luck.

[ Connie's... fairly certain this guy would never be able to do what he wants, because there are too many powerful people here that would be pissed if he tried to hurt this world.

Still. Creepy. ]

[hot_handed]

TAKE YOUR LUCK AND SHOVE IT!!!

[Sorry, Connie. He wouldn't actually try to destroy the world, but he's got a lot of not-so-pent-up aggression at being Used and Trapped.]