prismatica | Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]

Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!

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How chuuni can you get? How about you take this eleventy one and turn it into a seventy-two? You're louder than the lingering smell of trash in a junk heap!

[She adds, voice-only on her end. As if she'd show her gorgeous face to someone who seems willing to harm anyone in their sociopath.]

Even if your intentions seem pleasant, your attitude is anything but-- You sound like a child throwing a tantrum. How crass. [As if she's one to talk, she's been on a mild fit ever since she's arrived.]

Edited 2020-04-11 08:26 (UTC)

[Who the fuck is this person who's brave enough to throw words at him and where can he kill her?]

I don't give two shits about what you think of my intentions. If you're going to make everyone suffer through your piss-poor insults that sound like you got them out of the worst rated band to exist, you should give us a face to go off of so we know to plug our ears whenever we have the misfortune to be in your vicinity.

Or, you could let me kill you.

[She doesn't even take offense. Though Noire does laugh in the form of a distinct sputter. It was as condescending as it was haughty.]

If you have the energy to flex the stones you have in your pocket, then maybe you could use some of it to be a decent person? You know, like, talking without that pissy attitude of yours? [That chuckle did carry along with her response as well.]

Listen, you seem like the type of guy who's brain works part-time, so I'll lay it on as delicately as possible for you. [A heavy sigh.]

I don't fight children. I have way too many things to worry about than some petty impasse. I will admit that I am worried about the people around you in the cafe, at least.

If you're going to fuss and tussle about a few words, then I suggest you at least have the common decency to take it outside? You know, somewhere where the local yolks can't hear your incessant barking? [Oh no, no. Noire stop.]

[Katsuki scowls, his expression becoming more severe the longer she talks. A vein in his neck starts throbbing before he finally speaks, his voice hoarse from screaming.]

Stop talking. Your voice is like listening to steel wool on gravel. Except at least steel wool on gravel serves a purpose. What fucking purpose do you serve? Annoying everyone on the network to death?

Not a child, but even a grade schooler could see right through your shit. What, you don't fight children, you're just doing everyone a favor by spreading your bullshit like it's wisdom until we all reek of your crap? You're the kind of person I can't stand the most. You're a coward who's somehow got it in your head that you've got guts. If you were actually worried, you'd do something about it, but instead you're content to play the superiority game while hiding behind the generic blank screen. What, you hideous to look at or something?

I got more important shit to worry about than being your entertainment for the day. I got an exam to pass, so fuck off.

[Teeth clench. The vulgarity in his insults didn't bother her, but his callouts sure did. Her brows were already knitting behind the monitor. Her eyelids tighten and lower until they begin to slit. Gripping the hem of her desk, she inhales as the pitch of her voice increases.]

Oh please, you're just jealous of how melodic my voice is. I have many people clamor over beck and call to hear my high pipes! Your IQ must be lower than your BMI if you can't grasp the cadence that follows with every single word I utter.

And my face? Oh, let's say you're about a five to my ten and double digits aren't enough of a descriptor.

[She laughs hesitantly.] If cowardice means showing your face to a bunch of random idiots like you, then I feel guilty for laughing at someone as slow and impeded as yourself.

And you think that -I- [*emphasis.*] even bother bragging about how I compare to the other people around me? As if. I don't carry my capacity to battle on my shoulders as if it were some stupid bronze medal; I let my actions do the talking.

[Suddenly in a preemptive fit of petty rage, she snidely responds.]

I think I'll try for this stupid exam too--to show you that the preposterous is no match for the pre-meditated. Maybe that'll take you down a flight of steps or two mister glass house of angry emotions. Besides--

[She halts briefly midsentence. In an attempt at damage control, she tucks a palm behind one of those long, silky black tails of hair only to flick hastily.]

What's good being the one if you're the only one who knows it, right? Everyone should know just how a true goddess maintains herself and the people around her. I'll protect everyone, including those biased against the moonblessed!

Edited 2020-04-11 12:26 (UTC)

Huh. And here I thought you let your talking do the talking. You sure got a lot of shit to say. Too bad it's all incoherent.

[Katsuki just burst out laughing.]

HAAHHAHA!!! YOU? TAKE THE EXAM?! SURE!!!

[After wiping a few tears from his eyes, his laughter subsides into giggles.] I'll make sure to keep an eye out for the ugliest person in the room who would make a tone-deaf bat sound like one of those dead classical composers.

Maybe you will win. If the proctors hear your voice they'll probably just keel on the spot.

[Seems the tables have turned on her. It opens with Noire laughing at his excessive theatrics, and it seems to end with her being angry. Her toes curl in a fit of annoyance as she leans forward. She was slowly huddling forth as her backside hunches a bit.

She groans louder than intended and suddenly gavels her fist into the desk. Katsuki could probably hear the rattling behind the microphone.]

SHUT. UP.

[She yells at maximum output.]

Laugh it up to high heaven for all I care! You stupid sailor-mouthed turd! [Her nostrils flare as her breathing intensifies.]

I just hope you're well acquainted with the dirt because when I'm done clobbering you, whether you like it or not, your relationship with the ground will be intimate. And I PROMISE you that!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?!?

[His laughter erupts into all-out cackles. It's nice being the one to hit the nerves rather than the other way around.]

I'm more acquainted with dirt than I ever wanted to be, after talking to you.

Oh, you're just the worst, you know that? The ABSOLUTE. WORST. Just hearing your stupid voice and seeing your stupid toad-like face and your ridiculous 5 dollar hairdo is making me sick!

You know what! Make your grotesque insults and carry that smarmy little personality of yours. I'll see you soon. And when I do, you'll be sorry!

[CLICK. The lingering noise of the dial tone is all that's left as she closes the call.

Noire's fuming right now. A comical crown of coarse veins undulate vividly at the left of her temple, bloating with every seething growl she makes.]

I HATE people like that guy! I can't believe I lost my cool that easily. Me of all people! But that's okay. I need some sort of leeway in this world anyway. And getting closer to the powers that govern lunatia is a win-win for me anyway!

[She narrates to herself before drawing a forearm forward and clenching a fist in such a spectacular fashion.]

Just you wait..!

Edited 2020-04-12 13:13 (UTC)

Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

UN: idorumagigirl

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FINALLY A REASON TO SASS

ALL THE SASS

This relationship can only go right.

Oh definitely

Oh before I forget, how does one even apply for this exam stuff I'm new and slow pls understand

Based on the FAQ I think you can handwave it if the character has the skills/knowledge

Cool, I'm fine with that. I'm not very knowledgeable on handwaving or whatever, but thanks for that.