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prismatica2020-04-10 03:30 am
hot_handed) wrote in prismatica2020-04-10 03:30 am
Entry tags:
- beastars: haru,
- bleach: matsumoto rangiku,
- hyperdimension neptunia: noire,
- jackie chan adventures: valmont,
- kimetsu no yaiba: inosuke hashibira,
- kingdom hearts: roxas,
- magi: titus alexius,
- mahou sensei negima: konoka konoe,
- melancholy of haruhi suzumiya: ryoko asa,
- mo dao zu shi: nie huaisang,
- my hero academia: enji todoroki,
- my hero academia: katsuki bakugou,
- my hero academia: shouto todoroki,
- original character: confidence,
- she-ra: catra,
- yu-gi-oh!: insector haga
Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder
[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]
Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?
I AM!!!
[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-
"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"
It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]
Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.
JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!
["I need to ask you to leave."]
Fuck!
Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?
I AM!!!
[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-
"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"
It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]
Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.
JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!
["I need to ask you to leave."]
Fuck!
Based on the FAQ I think you can handwave it if the character has the skills/knowledge
[His laughter erupts into all-out cackles. It's nice being the one to hit the nerves rather than the other way around.]
I'm more acquainted with dirt than I ever wanted to be, after talking to you.
Cool, I'm fine with that. I'm not very knowledgeable on handwaving or whatever, but thanks for that.
You know what! Make your grotesque insults and carry that smarmy little personality of yours. I'll see you soon. And when I do, you'll be sorry!
[CLICK. The lingering noise of the dial tone is all that's left as she closes the call.
Noire's fuming right now. A comical crown of coarse veins undulate vividly at the left of her temple, bloating with every seething growl she makes.]
I HATE people like that guy! I can't believe I lost my cool that easily. Me of all people! But that's okay. I need some sort of leeway in this world anyway. And getting closer to the powers that govern lunatia is a win-win for me anyway!
[She narrates to herself before drawing a forearm forward and clenching a fist in such a spectacular fashion.]
Just you wait..!