hot_handed: (he mad)
Katsuki Bakugou ([personal profile] hot_handed) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-04-10 03:30 am

Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[Sitting precariously on some indistinguishable balcony outside is a teenager with wild, spiky blonde hair and even wilder red eyes. He scowls into the camera before getting right to it.]

Let me make this brief. I can't stand this shitty place, especially those shitty Moon Knights who act like they're so much fucking better than everyone else just because they swore some oath and they got the right to murder people because of it. Those extras ain't the best! You know who is the best?

I AM!!!

[He stands up on the edge, declaring his statement at the top of his lungs-

"Please sit down, you're endangering yourself and others!"

It turns out he's at some sort of cafe. Katsuki grumbles something about not being told what to do and sits back down, biting into the straw of his frappe before continuing.]


Listen up you extras, and followers of extras, and single celled organisms. I'm going to murder that exam for joining the Moon Knights, and then I'm going to murder all the villains, and I'm going to show all the whiny losers who think we're to be feared who they should be really fearing, because it sure as hell ain't the rest of you.

JUST WATCH YOUR NEW LORD EXPLOSION MURDER RISE UP TO THE RANKS AND OWN THIS SHITTY PLANET, EXTRAS, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!

["I need to ask you to leave."]

Fuck!
whitehairedprettyboy: (look down)

[personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy 2020-04-13 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know you weren't talking about my face.

[ his face is Beautiful ]
whitehairedprettyboy: (angry)

[personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy 2020-04-13 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is 1000% right, and Valmont straight-up growls into the communicator. ]

You think you're invincible just because you've got some bloody power, don't you?!
whitehairedprettyboy: (is2g)

[personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy 2020-04-13 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Right! Next time we meet, we'll just see who beats whom!

[ This continues to be an extremely ill-advised notion, but it's possible he might have a plan up his sleeve. ]
whitehairedprettyboy: (how??? dare you)

[personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy 2020-04-13 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it is, as they say, on.

[ Ha ha nope he didn't have any kind of plan at all and now he's stuck. Time to try to get some magic powers, he guesses? ]