( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 10TH | EXERCISE IMPROVES YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS

[naturallywavy]

_{[ The feed clicks on to show Gintoki with whole new animal features that he hasn't gotten before and he's wearing lighter attire than his usual garments. Anyway, this new moonblessing has him feeling rather attention seeking and he steps back from the camera, half lidded, golden eyes focusing on the feed. ]}

Oi, I wanna show all you side characters something I've been working on.

_{[ And here it is, the dance. Anyone who is a big anime fan might recognize it. Of all the dances to choose from, with his opportunity to be an elegant and handsome kitsune, he ops for this. ]}

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[video; un: oniichan]

[immature]

Thanks for the second-hand embarrassment, old man.

[naturallywavy]

I don't see you changing the channel, Osomatsu-kuuun.

[immature]

[wow]

Some things you just can't look away from. Like train wrecks.

[naturallywavy]

Glad I've enticed someone then.

[immature]

Oh, yeah. I'm all hot and bothered by your show of sexual prowess.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ He folds his hands behind his head, keenly aware of Osomatsu's sarcasm. ]}

It's a lot better than the cat I was before.

[immature]

Wonder why you changed...

[naturallywavy]

Beats me. I did have official merchandise as a kitsune.. maybe that has something to do with it.

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

Are we getting sued for this?

Like, collectively.

[naturallywavy]

No way. I'm a pro at avoiding lawsuits. It's my specialty.

[axemeaquestion]

That's laudable.

[####cool sarcasm]

I didn't even know that was a talent.

[naturallywavy]

I'm filled with unique talents like that.

_{[ It's true. ]}

How about you?

[axemeaquestion]

What, unique talents?

[Give her a sec.]

I guess... by now, I'm pretty good at picking up grown men twice my size.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Dude, what. ]}

Yeah? I know a girl back home who could do stuff like that. She stopped a moving police car once for me.

_{[ That makes it sound like he's a criminal. ]}

What are you? Some sort of different species or just a really strong person?

[axemeaquestion]

Uh.

[all of that is wild information jesus christ]

No? Just - regular human? Using regular human adrenaline in extreme situations, I guess.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Nice. ]}

Did you train really hard or something? Like Goku?

_{[ He knows so many strong women.. time to add another to the list. ]}

Video | UN: hijikata

[mayoninofukucho]

You spent four-and-a-half minutes dancing your ass off, but you couldn't find four other idiots to do it with you? That's kind of sad.

[Literally sad. Gintoki shouldn't be on his own for doing stupid stuff like this. When Hijikata thinks of him - not that that happens unpromptedly or anything - it's always him surrounded by equally moronic people. But hell, what is he doing, worrying about this annoying bastard? He probably just got bored and his Lunatian friends were all busy.]

[naturallywavy]

Ah, I know of an idiot.
_{[ A beat. ]}

Sorry. I didn't invite you cause you'd ruin it with your stupid face.

[mayoninofukucho]

As if I'd want to be part of the Ginyu Force!

[naturallywavy]

Right. Vegeta is more your thing.

_{[ ... ]}

The Ginyu Force fits you and the rest of the cops a lot better though. Just a big gaggle of morons.

_{[ Gintoki, why are you insulting the team that did this dance to begin with? ]}

[mayoninofukucho]

You!! Watch your mouth! It's completely clear that the Ginyu Force is your shabby excuse for a business! You're obviously Captain Ginyu, the China girl is Jeice, the glasses boy is Guldo, and your horse of a dog is Burter!!

And you don't have a Recoome!

[naturallywavy]

Blah, blah, blah. As if your ugly mug could even find a Bulma.
Nobody would make a hybrid son with you..!! Time to just throw away your dreams, Mayo Saiyan..!!

[mayoninofukucho]

[Oof.]

You..!

[This is a sensitive topic, you bastard!!]

Like hell would I want a child!! I'm not like you! I know I can't take the responsibility!

[Time to fire back with that baby Sougo said Gintoki had with some woman.]

video; un: athanasia

[trivialization]

Wow they should be putting you on television instead of that boy band. You were robbed.

[ The part where she implies that he's in any way entertaining is sarcastic, of course, but honestly... she tolerates cringe better than she tolerates anything that's as overhyped and oversaturated as the BSTB. ]

[naturallywavy]

Glad you liked it.

_{[ That's what he takes away from this. ]}