( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 10TH | EXERCISE IMPROVES YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS

[naturallywavy]

_{[ The feed clicks on to show Gintoki with whole new animal features that he hasn't gotten before and he's wearing lighter attire than his usual garments. Anyway, this new moonblessing has him feeling rather attention seeking and he steps back from the camera, half lidded, golden eyes focusing on the feed. ]}

Oi, I wanna show all you side characters something I've been working on.

_{[ And here it is, the dance. Anyone who is a big anime fan might recognize it. Of all the dances to choose from, with his opportunity to be an elegant and handsome kitsune, he ops for this. ]}

Comments

[mayoninofukucho]

You!! Watch your mouth! It's completely clear that the Ginyu Force is your shabby excuse for a business! You're obviously Captain Ginyu, the China girl is Jeice, the glasses boy is Guldo, and your horse of a dog is Burter!!

And you don't have a Recoome!

[naturallywavy]

Blah, blah, blah. As if your ugly mug could even find a Bulma.
Nobody would make a hybrid son with you..!! Time to just throw away your dreams, Mayo Saiyan..!!

[mayoninofukucho]

[Oof.]

You..!

[This is a sensitive topic, you bastard!!]

Like hell would I want a child!! I'm not like you! I know I can't take the responsibility!

[Time to fire back with that baby Sougo said Gintoki had with some woman.]

[naturallywavy]

What the hell are you talking about?
I don't have a kid, dumbass.

...

At least, not that I'm aware of.

[mayoninofukucho]

Oh yeah? Then what child was your charity auction advertisement talking about?

[naturallywavy]

...

That was something all the way back from the first volume.
Where's your head been besides up your greedy tax-grubbing ass..!?

[mayoninofukucho]

Well, what happened to that kid then?

[HE WON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION. His head has been spinning with all kinds of inappropriate things because of the goddamned moons.]

1/2

[naturallywavy]

Why don't you buy the manga and find out.

[naturallywavy]

OI EVERYONE.... LOOK AT THIS COP THAT CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF A MISSING BABY!!! WHAT A SHAM!! MAYO SUPER SHAM-YAN!!

[mayoninofukucho]

Who are you yelling at, dumbass?! This is a video call!

[naturallywavy]

You seem so certain of that.

_{[ WHAT. ]}

[mayoninofukucho]

Yeah?!

[He does!! He won't let this lying permhead mess with his mind!]

[naturallywavy]

You don't think that someone else could be listening in on this video call..!?

[mayoninofukucho]

Now you're just starting up bullshit because I caught you acting stupid! For a kitsune you aren't very cunning!

voice; un:supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Suddenly, Hijikata will hear a familiar smarmy, deadpan voice.]

Oi, Hijikata-san. Boss is right.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Attack of the sadists. ]}

I usually am when dealing with this V bang loser.

I FORGOT I WOULDN'T GET THE NOTIFICATION shame on me

[mayoninofukucho]

Sougo?! Where the hell did you pop out from?!

[Can everybody see and hear and join his calls?! Are they livestreamed somewhere?!]

same here....oof

[firstsaderesponder]

That's a secret.

[Livestreaming Hijikata's calls...what a good idea!]

[naturallywavy]

You'll never know.

_{[ WHAT IS WITH THESE EXPRESSIONS.. ]}

[mayoninofukucho]

[He doesn't feel comfortable at all with these sadists smirking at him.]

This is stupid!! I'm going back to work, and you two would do well to do the same!

[He says that knowing full well that Sougo has just been slacking off and doing mischief ever since they came here, but hey, he can hope... he hangs up before either of them can say something in return. The last thing he needs is spending the rest of the day being trolled by this nefarious pair.]