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okay so i've been here a while and it's been pretty great ngl

very physical

super fun

but i need some new hobbies. sparring's great and all but nothing's scratching the itch like it used to, and i think i'm getting bored. me and bored are not a good mix.

so

what do you people do

if you're going to suggest reading you can just keep scrolling because i'm seriously not interested, would rather die

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I told her a bad joke and she lost her mind, couldn't sleep, and posted to the entire network. I can't take credit for it spiraling out of control when I thought she'd like a bad joke but I can enjoy the ride.

she called me a nincompoop

i didn't think people actually used that word

is she like an alien or something

[ She actually doesn't mind Weiss as much as she used to. Weiss has been helping her with some stuff and doesn't mind when she complains about people. Which is way rarer than it should be, everyone is so nice all the time. Ugh. '_' ]

you are a nincompoop
that she used that word is embarrassing

oh there's an activity
what if you try to teach weiss to be cool

would you try to teach a fish how to walk on dry land

are you saying you aren't up to the challenge?

first you chicken out on the peppers, now this?

she eats quinoa

And I know how to make more than 10 different tofu dishes
All I'm hearing is "My name is Mercury Black and I'm scared of a tiny girl in heels who eats quinoa."

i know you're pretty flexible, em, but that's a hell of a stretch even for you

so you're complaining about being bored but refusing to do anything because...

i also wouldn't stab myself in the eye with a fork

shockingly enough, even when i'm bored there are things i don't want to do

So, what do you want to do?

what happened to tricking people into eating hot peppers? are you too buddy-buddy with weiss to go after her now?

I set her up for the thing that annoyed you to want her to go after
it's like you're coming for me by proxy
also she can totally read this, it's public

you think she's going to come onto my post and read through everything that i've talked to people about?

like

seriously?

idk her that well but even if she doesn't, first point still stands.

trust me, your influence on her is just one point of many that makes her a good target to me

ok if i help you get weiss
you have to help me get ren

oh i'm totally down for getting them both
i don't even count that as doing you a favor, that's just a good time

Ok good
He didn't do anything but it needs to happen.

[ Because she kissed him. :') So she needs to get.. revenge is that how that works?

..She's definitely going to need to sneak something into Merc's food too ]

we don't need an excuse
you know that

Oh so nothing ever happened between you and Weiss worth teasing her over huh?

[ nothing that her bringing mercury up results in "Please don't remind me that he still exists." ]

that's a strange phrasing to pull out of nowhere

I tried to question her about something and she avoided the topic very suspiciously.

[ Granted they were on the run from bananas but Emerald made a note to follow up. ]