Sermon #1 - text

[raptura]

[Just a simple little post from username 'Bluemarine', but it's posted for everyone to see and the option to reply in any format you like is there, should you feel like it. Somebody sure has the burning desire to ask everyone a question (or piss off as many people as they can, depending).]

How many of you believe in an afterlife? Or...What I should ask is; how many of you understand that you're slaves to fate and destiny, no matter how unhappy yours might be?

You're welcome to try and change my mind on that front, if you think you have the intellect.

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[profanation]

Well, I'd like to know your stance on the matter first! I know my own, naturally. :)

[raptura]

Oh, you didn't read before you replied, bless your heart! That's alright, I can say it again for you (: Whatever's after death is just what we deserve, and fate locks us into step. Does that clear things up for you, or should I try again :?

[profanation]

Ah, you caught me! I didn't! Thank you for understanding and reiterating. It helps me terribly so. And a blessing, too! I'm a very lucky man. :)

Now, let me see if I can think about how to word my answer! Destiny, fate, death -- dear me, this is all such heavy stuff! It truly requires a little bit of consideration and weighing to I'm joking, of course. The answer is yes, and that is the case precisely.

;)

[raptura]

You sneaky rascal, you had me going there! x) And you're so agreeable, too; I feel that, if we were to meet outside of this, we'd be fast friends. Just look at what fate's done already for us, my word!

[I can't believe Pucci's assmad over smilies online but here we are, this is his gravity; to be a petty shit on the space internet.]

[profanation]

I'm a cheeky chap, what can I say! I see a man with a fascinating point, and I must take a long route around to tell him I agree with him. It's my unique social media presence! :)

Thank you, fate, for being so kind to me! I've made a fast friend through the internet.

[ GOD Ardyn likes this guy. He's having a great time! ]

[raptura]

And so we have our trademarks; me with my very impolite wording to try to draw people in, and you with your roundabout cheekiness! Maybe we should try to change usernames and see if we recognise each other in other posts? I think that would be hilarious!

Though we seem to be the only ones who actually put emotion into our posts...:((( That would give us away, wouldn't it? But we've met, drawn together by this divine online forum, so I can't ask for anything more!

[Goddamn it Ardyn, it's hard to stay shitty at someone using the words 'cheeky chap' no matter how much of a tittybaby Pucci is. At any rate, he's genuinely curious about who the hell it is he's been passagg mom emoting at, which is exactly what the world needs.]

[profanation]

Oh by all means! I would be delighted to swap communication with you. But I'm a little bit of a dunce when it comes to all things technical :( you saw up above, where I couldn't find that part of your message! So please do be patient while I figure this out. Thank you!

[raptura]

Don't even worry, friend! :p This is my first post, and I'm what they call...Too old to use technology! I have all the patience in the world when it comes to waiting for good new friends, and at least if we keep our usernames for a little, I can keep an eye out for you!

[profanation]

Oh, I've found it!
You just '@' the name 'TheChancellor'.
:)

[ LIKE IT'S NOT AT THE TOP OF EVERY POST HE'S BEEN MAKING! Ardyn is so, so proud of himself for this. ]

[raptura]

[Does....



Should Pucci be endeared by this or go back to wanting to sock his new anonymous friend in the dick via the internet...He's still wavering.]

Oh, there we go! I even said 'usernames' and I didn't think to look for yours and save you the effort...For all of this banter, I really am off my game today. Don't you worry though, I'll definitely @ you when I find some more neat things to talk about, Mr/Ms TheChancellor :p

[profanation]

Come find out for yourself!
I'll never tell ;3c