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anotheroldfashioned) wrote in
prismatica2020-04-27 08:30 pm
03 | Text: Marriage of Backstay Sailor Boys
[Someone has heard Rasha's voice, but for Don - well. Loving himself is pretty much par for the course.]
So back in my time we have this thing called the Mickey Mouse club. A whole bunch of kids who sing and dance about Mickey Mouse. He's got a song.
Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me
M I C - K E Y M O U S E
And so on, and so forth. he's a talking mouse and he's Disney is amazing. He's pretty damn fantastic. He's not as great as I am but he's still pretty damn good. Where was I.
Anyway this boy band thing for those who are curious seems like the Mickey Mouse club and all of you look stupid in your hats and T-shirts. No class. No style. Nobody has any idea what class or style looks like and the only thing you have to turn to is my era. We defined it.
We peaked in the 60s. I'm at the peak. All there is to it, but I thought I'd provide some insight. Namely that. Children are dumb. And that's what this is.
[OOC: for anyone who wants to find Don, he'll be strutting around in his nicest 1960s cut suit at100% Thot level 2 clubs flirting with anyone who gets close. Leave some action tags for him.]
So back in my time we have this thing called the Mickey Mouse club. A whole bunch of kids who sing and dance about Mickey Mouse. He's got a song.
Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me
M I C - K E Y M O U S E
And so on, and so forth. he's a talking mouse and he's Disney is amazing. He's pretty damn fantastic. He's not as great as I am but he's still pretty damn good. Where was I.
Anyway this boy band thing for those who are curious seems like the Mickey Mouse club and all of you look stupid in your hats and T-shirts. No class. No style. Nobody has any idea what class or style looks like and the only thing you have to turn to is my era. We defined it.
We peaked in the 60s. I'm at the peak. All there is to it, but I thought I'd provide some insight. Namely that. Children are dumb. And that's what this is.
[OOC: for anyone who wants to find Don, he'll be strutting around in his nicest 1960s cut suit at

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last she checked...]
...Humans are all carnivores though, right?
[their world doesn't really use "omnivore" as an identifier.]
But we're definitely trying. Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever really get how to all live together happily but...at least I'm figuring things out.
I was studying botany in college. I'd like to open a flower shop or have a store where I sell all sorts of plants and flowers when I get older. Kind of stereotypical for a herbivore, huh?
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[He shrugs] My wife would say that all I eat is meat but my doctor was after me to eat more vegetables so I've been-
[Not succeeding.]
Trying.
[He's had rabbit. Which makes this awkward. His dad had taught him how to skin a rabbit. He'd cried.
He shrugs.]
I don't think so. I mean honestly I've got there a goddess of spring here and she seems to be doing fine. Besides, without flower shops guys like me would have nothing to bring home to their wives.